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Danny Boy: The Booze-Dispensing Bad Boy
$39.99 Buy at Amazon.comDanny Boy: He’s not just a pretty face (though, thirteen inches of handsome liquor dispenser is *something*). This cheeky chap holds sixteen ounces of your favorite spirit – ensuring a good time (and maybe a slight hangover). Prepare for shenanigans!
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Crystals & Keepsakes: A Very *Glittery* Goodbye
$29.99 Buy at Amazon.comCrystals *and* a photo of your dearly departed? Yeah, we went there. This Crystal Memorial Personalized Photo Bereavement is the most gloriously bizarre way to remember loved ones (or mildly annoy your living ones!). Prepare for confused stares and gasps of bewildered delight. Click now, before the afterlife runs out of stock! 👉 https://www.amazon.com/Crystal-Memorial-Personalized-Photo-Bereavement/dp/B0CHLW8RRL
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Bison Bites? Deer Dang! It’s Wild Game Jerky!
$51.99 Buy at Amazon.comTired of boring beef jerky? Embrace your inner carnivore with Wild Game Jerky! Elk? Ostrich? We’ve got it all, so prepare for a flavour safari that’ll leave your taste buds roaring for more. Warning: May spontaneously induce wild animal impressions.
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Is That a Planet… or My New Fire Pit?
CHECK IT OUTIs your backyard lacking a fiery apocalypse? These Earth-shaped fire pits, hand-cut from carbon steel and coated in fiery iron oxide, are the answer! Prepare for backyard bonfires that are seriously out of this world (literally).
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Is Your Hand Killing You? (A Book About…That)
$12.99 Buy at Amazon.comUnleash the delightfully horrifying truth! This 1760 medical marvel, “Diseases Caused By Masturbation,” reveals the *shocking* consequences of self-love (prepare for Victorian-era medical illustrations!). A giggle-inducing glimpse into a bygone era of… questionable science.
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Tiblue Sisters: A Two-Sided Birthday Miracle (or, Mom’s REALLY Gonna Get Two Gifts!)
$16.99 Buy at Amazon.comIs your Mother’s Day gift game weak? Fear not! Unleash the Tiblue Sisters Mothers Birthday Double sided – a bizarre masterpiece guaranteed to either delight or deeply confuse. Prepare for bewildered smiles and endless questioning. (We’re not entirely sure what it *is*, but we’re obsessed.) 👉 https://www.amazon.com/Tiblue-Sisters-Mothers-Birthday-Double-sided/dp/B0BV6PMWYN
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100 Deadly Skills? Prepare to Be Amazed (and Maybe a Little Afraid!)
Original price was: $22.00.$12.10Current price is: $12.10. Buy at Amazon.comApocalypse prepping just got way cooler. 100 Deadly Skills? More like 100 ridiculously useful skills! Learn to evade ninjas (probably), build a fire with your eyebrows (maybe), and generally not become someone’s next unfortunate meal. Because who *doesn’t* need to know that?
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Eco-Warriors, Unite! (Your Teeth Will Thank You—and the Planet)
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Hand Jobs? This Party Game’s a-MAZE-ing!
$10.00 Buy at Amazon.comTired of the same old board games? Hand Jobs will spice things up (in a totally PG way!). This fast-paced card game is all about skillful hand movements…and maybe a little friendly competition. Get ready for some seriously hilarious hand-to-hand combat!
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Beard Straightener? More Like Beard-tastic Straightener!
$20.99 Buy at Amazon.comBehold, the Arkham Beard Straightener! Tame your magnificent mane with ion technology and MCH magic. Kiss those scraggly beard hairs goodbye and unleash your inner Viking (or dapper gentleman, your choice!). Prepare for glorious, straight-up beard perfection.
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Eco-Warriors, Unite! (Your Teeth Will Thank You—and the Planet)
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Hail Mary, Had a Catch! (Practice Football)
$34.00 Buy at Amazon.comTired of lonely spirals? This half-football magically boomerangs back, turning your wall into a personal quarterback academy. Perfect for building arm strength (and impressing squirrels). Get your spiral on!
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Anniversary Gifts for Your Girlfriend? Prepare for Relationship-Leveling Weirdness.
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Forget Flowers, Give ‘Em the Gift of Scented Serenity (or Chaos)
Check at Amazon.comForget the bath bombs! This Spa Gift Basket Birthday Christmas is for the person who *truly* deserves a break from reality (and maybe your calls). Guaranteed to induce eye-rolls and uncontrollable giggles. Get yours before it spontaneously combusts: https://www.amazon.com/Spa-Gift-Basket-Birthday-Christmas/dp/B099NH8HYX
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Eco-Warriors, Unite! (Your Teeth Will Thank You—and the Planet)
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Un-pore-gettable Blackhead Banishment!
Original price was: $8.99.$8.40Current price is: $8.40. Buy at Amazon.comBehold! A blackhead remover so effective, you’ll recoil in fascinated horror at the sheer volume of gunk liberated from your pores. Fifteen minutes to pore perfection (and a mild existential crisis). Prepare for the gross-out glamour of ridiculously clear skin!
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Namaste in Your Waist-High Wonderland (Leggings)
CHECK IT OUTEscape the tyranny of lumpy leggings! iKeep yoga pants: high-waisted heaven where comfort reigns supreme. Seamless waistband, flatlock stitching – your tummy will thank you. Prepare for unparalleled coziness. (And maybe spontaneous downward-dogging.)
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Brain Freeze: Am I Overthinking THIS?!
Original price was: $14.95.$7.00Current price is: $7.00. Buy at Amazon.comIs your brain a tangled ball of yarn? Then “Am I Overthinking This?” is your new best friend! This colorful book tackles life’s biggest questions with wit and whimsy. Perfect for coffee table contemplation (or avoiding actual work). Click now, you know you want to.
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TV on Your T-Shirt? Bravia’s Wearable Whoa!
$298.00 Buy at Amazon.comEscape the tyranny of tinny TV sound! With the Sony Bravia Wearable TV Speaker, your movie nights become a head-turning spectacle (and maybe slightly confusing for the dog). Prepare for immersive audio and bewildered stares. Because who needs headphones when you can *wear* the sound?