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Fugitive Fun: Your Guide to (Almost) Becoming a Federal Criminal
Original price was: $26.00.$6.29Current price is: $6.29. Buy at Amazon.comTired of *basic* crime? Spice up your villainous repertoire with “How to Become a Federal Criminal”! Packed with bizarre offenses, it’s the only guide that guarantees you’ll stand out from the felonious crowd. (Disclaimer: We don’t condone actual crime, obviously.)
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Mom’s the Word (and This Journal’s Got the Fill-Ins!)
$14.00 Buy at Amazon.comMom’s the best, but expressing it can be tough. This fill-in-the-blank journal makes it ridiculously easy (and heartwarming!). Prepare for a Mother’s Day so cheesy, it’ll bring tears of joy (and maybe a little laughter). Skip the flowers, go straight for the feels!
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Man Up… or Just Read This Book?
Original price was: $14.99.$11.80Current price is: $11.80. Buy at Amazon.comIs your man cave missing something… crucial? Fear not! “Man Up” arms him with 367 skills – from bear wrestling (maybe skip that one) to, uh, *other* crucial skills. Guaranteed to boost his confidence (and maybe your amusement). Order now, before he asks for directions.
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Jack Up Your Life (and Your Foot-Scaffolding Needs!)
$93.99 Buy at Amazon.comTired of wobbly scaffolding? This foot-pumping marvel is the superhero your next project deserves! Solid steel, one-foot operation… because hands-free building is the future. (Also, secretly makes you feel like a tiny construction giant.)
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Is Your Brother a Weirdo? (This Gift Says Yes!)
Buy at Amazon.comIs your brother’s birthday/Christmas wish list tragically boring? Fear not! This DOEARTE gift is so wonderfully weird, it’ll make him question his entire life (in a good way!). Prepare for bewildered smiles and maybe a little existential pondering. Intrigued? (You should be.) 👉 https://www.amazon.com/DOEARTE-Gifts-Brother-Birthday-Christmas/dp/B0C3HF9Z7M
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Relationship Roulette: The Gift That Celebrates ALL Your Significant Others
$9.99 Buy at Amazon.comAnnouncing the Girlfriend Girlfriends Anniversary Valentines Boyfriends! Yes, really. We have no idea what it is, but it’s AMAZING. Prepare for bewildered stares and joyous confusion. This isn’t just a gift; it’s performance art. Dare to experience the inexplicable? 👉 https://www.amazon.com/Girlfriend-Girlfriends-Anniversary-Valentines-Boyfriends/dp/B0BKTDD9NB