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Elijah’s Hot Sauce: Regrettably Delicious?
$11.99 Buy at Amazon.comElijah’s Xtreme Regret Hot Sauce: Taste the fire! Born from two of the world’s hottest peppers (and a dash of regret?), this sauce isn’t for the faint of heart (or tongue). Dare to dab? We double-dog dare ya.
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Candy Bra: Sweet Cheeks & Sticky Situations
$14.99 Buy at Amazon.comSkip the foreplay, go straight for the… *ahem* *afterplay*? This edible candy bra is one-size-fits-most (and most definitely fits *all* the fun). Sweeten things up (literally!) with this surprisingly delicious surprise. Prepare for a sugar rush… and maybe something else. 😉
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Boys Will Be Boys (And This Book Is DANGEROUS!)
Original price was: $25.99.$16.37Current price is: $16.37. Buy at Amazon.comDads, are you ready to unleash your inner child (and maybe your son’s too)? The Dangerous Book for Boys isn’t just a book; it’s a passport to awesome. Slingshots? Treehouses? Girl-whisperer skills? Consider it a father-son bonding upgrade. Prepare for epic adventures (and maybe a few splinters).
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Ouch! My Happy Place: Acupressure Bliss Set
Original price was: $29.99.$19.04Current price is: $19.04. Buy at Amazon.comUnleash your inner yogi (or just your inner sore-muscle-hater) with our Acupressure Mat & Pillow Set! Think of it as a thousand tiny, judgmental masseuses, working overtime to melt away your aches. Namaste (and ouch, that feels good!).
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Sleepless Nights & Spicy Bites: Introducing Sh*t The Bed Hot Sauce!
$15.95 Buy at Amazon.comEmbrace the burn! “Shit The Bed” hot sauce isn’t for the faint of heart (or bladder). Scorpion peppers deliver third-degree deliciousness – prepare for a flavor explosion that’ll have you questioning your life choices (and laundry detergent). Dare to try?
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AESTHTANY: Nine Ways to Confuse Your Loved Ones (It’s Christmas AND Valentine’s!)
$19.99 Buy at Amazon.comWhy choose between Christmas AND Valentine’s Day? The AESTHTANY Condensing Nine Pieces does BOTH, confusingly! It’s the ultimate mood swing in a box. Prepare for questions. Lots of questions. Grab this baffling wonder now! 👉 https://www.amazon.com/AESTHTANY-Condensing-Nine-Pieces-Christmas-Valentines/dp/B0CX98K89T
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Is It a Coworker? Is It a Gift? Is It a Birthday Miracle for Your Girlfriend’s Relaxation? (Find Out!)
Buy at Amazon.comIs your girlfriend also your coworker? Does their birthday involve questionable decisions? Then THIS. The Birthday Relaxation Thinking Girlfriend Coworkers. It’s…a thing. A gloriously weird, hilariously inappropriate thing. Dare to explore the absurdity? 👉 https://www.amazon.com/Birthday-Relaxation-Thinking-Girlfriend-Coworkers/dp/B0CSXC7WKJ
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This Pen’s Not for Note-Taking… (Unless Your Notes are REALLY Annoying)
$14.32 Buy at Amazon.comThis isn’t your grandpappy’s ballpoint! Our Tactical Self-Defense Pen is here to save the day (and your notes). Waterproof ink? Check. Glass breaker? Check. Handcuff key and DNA-collecting self-defense tool? Triple check! Prepare for anything…except maybe running out of ink.
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Rainbow Unicorn Vomit Candles: They’re Magical (and Slightly Suspicious)
$44.97 Buy at Amazon.comOMG, Rainbow Candles! They’re not just candles, they’re a vibrant, waxy rebellion against beige. Ignite the joy (and maybe your eyebrows, just kidding…mostly). This centerpiece is less “decor” and more “holy-rainbow-bat-signal.” Prepare for compliments (and maybe some confused stares). Click now and unleash the rainbow! 👉 https://www.amazon.com/Decorative-Candles-Rainbow-Centerpiece-EveCandles/dp/B071H68DKY
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Ninja Grill: 7 Ways to BBQ Your Way to Awesome (or Ninja-Level Deliciousness!)
Original price was: $369.99.$273.99Current price is: $273.99. Buy at Amazon.comUnleash your inner pyromaniac (safely!) with the Ninja Woodfire Grill! Seven cooking styles? Consider it a culinary seven-course meal…of pure delicious FIRE. Grill, smoke, roast – conquer your cravings, one charred masterpiece at a time!
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Bunny-Busting Easter Baskets? (Yeah, We Went There.)
$16.98 Buy at Amazon.comSkip the boring bunny this Easter! These vewicokop Easter Basket Girls Buckets are the bizarrely delightful answer to “What do I get the person who has it all?” (Spoiler: utter, glorious weirdness.) Prepare for Easter basket chaos of the most gloriously unnecessary kind! 👉 https://www.amazon.com/vewicokop-Easter-Basket-Girls-Buckets/dp/B0CRYYN51Y
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Faceplant Paradise: The Lounger That Loves You Back (Maybe)
CHECK IT OUTTired of neck cramps from beach reads? The Ergo Lounger lets you sunbathe AND read…face down! Yes, really. Foldable, portable bliss. Prepare for the most comfortable faceplant of your life. (Don’t worry, we’ve tested it extensively.)
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The “I Have Absolutely No Idea What’s Inside” Gift Box
$9.99 Buy at Amazon.comTired of birthday lies? Give the gift of *nothing*! Our “You Said You Wanted Nothing” box overflows with… well, nothing! It’s the perfect present for the minimalist who secretly craves the void. (Seriously, it’s surprisingly satisfying.)
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The “Oops, I Did It Again” Treat Yo’self Box (aka Your Birthday Just Got Weird)
Check at Amazon.comWarning: May cause uncontrollable giggling and extreme self-indulgence. The Birthday Treat Yoself Gift Box is your official permission slip to embrace the absurdity. Go ahead, spoil yourself silly! Your inner child will thank you (with glitter). Shop now: https://www.amazon.com/Birthday-Treat-Yoself-Gift-Box/dp/B07PWG78D4
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Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow (Brush)?
$19.95 Buy at Amazon.comTired of wrestling with hair-clogged brushes? This isn’t your grandma’s hairbrush! One squeeze of these magic buttons and *poof*—clean bristles, happy you. Say goodbye to disgusting clumps and hello to surprisingly satisfying brush-cleaning action!
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Rattle Your Jewels: Diamondback Keychain!
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Wine Not Lock It Up? (A Bottle’s Best Friend)
$24.99 Buy at Amazon.comIs your wine collection under siege by thirsty ne’er-do-wells? Fear not! Our Combination Wine Bottle Lock, a stainless steel fortress of boozy bliss, keeps your precious vintages safe. Enter the code, unlock the nectar of the gods. Because some things are worth protecting (with a four-digit code).
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Hot Stuff: Shaving Cream, Now with a 🔥Temperature!
$165.32 Buy at Amazon.comSkip the barbershop brawl, buddy! This heated shaving cream dispenser delivers a luxurious, skin-loving shave, right in your own bathroom. Prepare for the smoothest, most ridiculously comfortable shave of your life. Warning: May spontaneously induce beard envy.
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Bicep Builders: Strap In for Gains!
Original price was: $29.98.$19.99Current price is: $19.99. Buy at Amazon.comSuddenly, that antique armoire isn’t so intimidating! Our Forearm Lifting Straps are your secret weapon against oversized furniture. Say goodbye to strained muscles and hello to effortlessly moving mountains (of stuff). Because adulting shouldn’t hurt *this* much.
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Duke It Out: John Wayne’s Manly Manual (and Maybe Some Tears?)
Original price was: $17.99.$16.04Current price is: $16.04. Buy at Amazon.comHowdy, partner! Tired of being a lily-livered lightweight? The Official John Wayne Handy Book for Men teaches you grit, grace, and how to saddle a horse (maybe). Become the Duke…or at least, a slightly less dusty version. Get your spurs on!