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Hot Stuff: Shaving Cream, Now with a 🔥Temperature!
$165.32 Buy at Amazon.comSkip the barbershop brawl, buddy! This heated shaving cream dispenser delivers a luxurious, skin-loving shave, right in your own bathroom. Prepare for the smoothest, most ridiculously comfortable shave of your life. Warning: May spontaneously induce beard envy.
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NSFW: Images That’ll Make You *Rethink* Your Hand Habits
Original price was: $15.00.$13.95Current price is: $13.95. Buy at Amazon.comSuddenly struck by an inappropriate thought? Fear not! 80 pages of “Images You Shouldn’t Masturbate To” are here to save the day (and your sanity). Pure wholesome distraction guaranteed. Think of it as visual chastity – for your mind.
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Globe-Trotting Booze? This 16th Century Bar is Out of This World!
$142.95 Buy at Amazon.comYo ho ho, and a bottle of…whatever’s inside this 16th-century globe bar! Yes, it’s a fully functioning bar disguised as a vintage world map. Your pirate-themed man cave (or surprisingly sophisticated living room) needs this. Shiver me timbers!
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Bear With Me, I’m a Workaholic (and Cozy)
$179.99 Buy at Amazon.comFear the office chill no more! This Blake-inspired bear coat adds serious grizzly swagger to your cubicle life. Guaranteed to keep you warmer than a polar bear’s hug (and way more stylish). Embrace your inner beast!
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Underwear Wallet? (Don’t Worry, It’s Not What You Think…)
$18.99 Buy at Amazon.comTired of TSA confiscating your precious cargo? Smuggle your valuables in style with our Stained Underwear Wallet! These “pre-loved” undies are so unappealing, no one will dare touch them… except maybe you, to retrieve your cash. Seriously, it’s genius.
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Spin the Shot, Sip the Thrill!
$15.50 Buy at Amazon.comSurvived shot glass checkers? Clearly, you’re ready for *Shot Glass Roulette*! This isn’t your grandma’s bingo; it’s a high-stakes, high-spirits adventure for the perpetually thirsty. Warning: May spontaneously combust with laughter (and alcohol).
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100 Things to Do Before You Kick the Bucket (Literally… Scratch Off!)
$27.98 Buy at Amazon.comIs your life a beige blur? Scratch that boredom! This 100 Things To Do poster is your vibrant antidote to the mundane. Reveal exciting adventures with a satisfying scrape – and maybe finally learn to yodel. Because why not?
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Blueprint Bonanza: Build Your Awesome-Sauce Empire!
CHECK IT OUTTired of boring weekends? “Blueprints For Making Cool Stuff” is your ticket to wacky invention glory! Build bunk bed intercoms, and other gloriously useless (but fun!) gadgets. Unleash your inner mad scientist – responsibly, of course. Prepare for awesomely impractical awesomeness!
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Chili My Feet! Kevin’s Famous Sock Chili
$14.95 Buy at Amazon.comBears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. And now…Kevin’s Chili Socks! Spice up your suit game (and your feet) with these hilariously iconic “Office” socks. Because who needs boring when you can have chili?
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BS? Or Brilliant? You Decide!
CHECK IT OUTPrepare to be the most fascinatingly bizarre person in the room! 500 mind-blowing facts so unbelievable, they’re almost true. Ditch boring conversation – unleash the Bull$#*t. Guaranteed to start arguments (and maybe friendships).
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Wake Up Your Willy: The Exerciser That’s *Actually* Fun
CHECK IT OUTUnleash your inner stallion with The Willy Exerciser! This isn’t your grandpappy’s dumbbell; it’s a 4.9″ x 1.4″ x 1.8″ metallic marvel designed for peak performance. (Disclaimer: May cause spontaneous neighing.) Giddy up!
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Checkmate…Times Three! (This Chess is WILD)
$49.95 Buy at Amazon.comThree-player chess? Prepare for epic betrayals and unlikely alliances! It’s chess, but with twice the treachery and triple the fun. Think you can conquer two opponents at once? Think again. Prepare for checkmate…or maybe a check-and-mate!
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Hold the Throne: A Sign That’s Seriously Poop-tastic!
$8.99 Buy at Amazon.comSilence the world (and those pesky knockers) with our “Pooping: Please Come Back Later” sign! Hang it, conquer your throne, and emerge victorious. Because even royalty needs a little privacy. (And maybe some TP.)
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Grill Cleaning Robot: Because You’re Too Cool for a Bristle Brush
$144.95 Buy at Amazon.comTired of scrubbing grill grates? Meet your new best friend: a tiny, motor-powered grill-cleaning robot! This pint-sized powerhouse scrubs with the fury of a thousand tiny brushes, leaving your grill sparkling and you free to enjoy the party. Because who has time for elbow grease?
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Touchdown! Your Jersey’s New Best Friend (It’s Insulated!)
$12.95 Buy at Amazon.comTouchdown for frosty brews! This mini football jersey beer cozy keeps your beer colder than a kicker’s heart. Show your team spirit (and your love of ice-cold beverages) with this ridiculously cute game-day essential. Don’t get caught slacking—get yours now!
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Ferrari-ous LEGO Technic: Build Your Own Prancing Horse!
$244.99 Buy at Amazon.comBeep beep! This isn’t your grandpappy’s Ferrari. 1,677 LEGO Technic pieces later, you’ll own a 19-inch long, ridiculously detailed, buildable dream machine. Warning: May spontaneously combust with awesomeness. (Not literally…probably.)
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Pocket Chainsaw: Mini Mayhem in Your Pocket!
CHECK IT OUTEscape the mundane (and maybe a bear or two!) with our Pocket Chainsaw! This isn’t your grandpappy’s rusty blade – stainless steel teeth and lightweight portability mean survival is just a slice away. Adventure awaits! (Disclaimer: We don’t guarantee survival against actual bears.)
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Lost Your Wallet? Air-Card’s Got Your Back (and Your Bitcoin!)
$23.99 Buy at Amazon.comIs your wallet playing hide-and-seek again? Not anymore! The Aircard Wallet Tracker uses its super-powered beeping skills to make your wallet magically reappear. It’s like a tiny, helpful, wallet-locating fairy (but way less sparkly). Bye-bye lost wallets!
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Fill ‘Er Up… With Tequila!
Original price was: $40.00.$31.99Current price is: $31.99. Buy at Amazon.comVroom vroom! Fuel your thirst (responsibly, of course!) with this retro gas pump liquor dispenser. It’s the perfect blend of nostalgia and intoxication. Warning: May cause spontaneous car-themed singalongs.
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Happy Nuts? Powder Up Your Pants!
$19.95 Buy at Amazon.comSwamp crotch got you down? Don’t despair! Happy Nuts Comfort Powder is your knight in shining armor (or, you know, your happy, dry nether regions). Banish the itch, the chafe, the general swampiness. Embrace the happy. (Seriously, it’s amazing.)