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Weber Traveler: Grillin’ on the Go (and Looking Damn Good Doing It)
Weber Traveler: ditch the sad picnic salads! This pocket-rocket grill makes campfire cuisine a cinch. One-handed setup? Yeah, you’ve got time for s’mores. Because adulting is hard enough without bland burgers. Ignite your inner grill master!
$549.00Original price was: $549.00.$415.99Current price is: $415.99. Buy at Amazon.com -
Arm Yourself with Awesome: The Forearm Blade Sword!
Tired of shuffling around like a commoner? The Forearm Blade Sword lets you slice through the undead (and maybe that stubborn brisket) with style. Anodized stainless steel, guaranteed to impress… unless the apocalypse also brings a cheese shortage. Then, we’re all doomed.
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MowRo: Your Lawn’s New Robot Overlord (and it’s surprisingly chill)
Tired of mowing? MowRo, the robotic lawn whisperer, will tame your turf while you sip margaritas. This little lawn-loving automaton cuts the grass, so you don’t have to. Finally, a relationship with your lawn that’s purely platonic.
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Key to My Castle (It’s a Sword!)
Unlock your castle (aka your apartment) like the hero you are with this sword house key! Its tiny hilt adds serious keychain swagger. Prepare for compliments (and maybe a quest or two). Perfect for the king (or dad) in your life.
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Valencia: Where Movie Nights Get *Seriously* Comfy
Swap your saggy sofa for the Tuscany 2.0! Prepare for movie nights of unparalleled luxury. We’re talking “Netflix and *actually* chill” levels of comfort. Warning: May cause spontaneous naps. (And extreme movie-watching envy from your friends.)
$1,899.99Original price was: $1,899.99.$1,800.00Current price is: $1,800.00. Buy at Amazon.com -
Bro-tox in a Box? This Mask’s Gonna Blow Your Mind!
Manscaping just got a whole lot more pampered. The Bro Mask: collagen, Vitamin B3, and zero judgment. Give your face the five-star hotel treatment – without the cucumber water or fluffy robes. Just awesome skin.
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Is Your Hand Killing You? (A Book About…That)
Unleash the delightfully horrifying truth! This 1760 medical marvel, “Diseases Caused By Masturbation,” reveals the *shocking* consequences of self-love (prepare for Victorian-era medical illustrations!). A giggle-inducing glimpse into a bygone era of… questionable science.
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Duke It Out: John Wayne’s Manly Manual (and Maybe Some Tears?)
Howdy, partner! Tired of being a lily-livered lightweight? The Official John Wayne Handy Book for Men teaches you grit, grace, and how to saddle a horse (maybe). Become the Duke…or at least, a slightly less dusty version. Get your spurs on!
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Boredom? BUSTED! (Activity Book)
Boredom got you down? Then *F*ck I’m Bored is your new best friend! 100 ridiculously fun activities, from brain teasers to “Brick-by-F*cking-Brick” (yes, really). Adulting just got a whole lot weirder (and more fun). Unleash your inner child (and your four-letter words!).
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Head for the Hills (and a Smooth Dome!)
Embrace your inner chrome dome with the Moto men’s head-shaving razor! This isn’t your grandpa’s safety razor – it’s got a ring for grip and a head-hugging design that’ll leave you smoother than a billiard ball. Shave like a boss, baldly.
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Flush with Excitement? Get Your Toilet Tag!
Ready to plumb the depths of your housemates’ personalities… one potty break at a time? Toilet Tag: the game that proves you can have meaningful conversations (and hilarious confessions) even while doing your business. Prepare for bathroom bonding like never before!
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Plug into Anything: The Universal Socket’s Grip of Awesome!
Tired of wrestling with mismatched sockets? The Universal Socket: 54 spring-steel rods of pure, shape-shifting genius! It’s like a tiny, metallic octopus that conquers nuts and bolts. Prepare for wrench-free wonder.
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Eleven Ways to Not Become Bear Food (Survival Kit!)
Apocalypse prepping just got awesome! This 11-in-1 survival kit is smaller than your grandma’s handbag, yet packs a punch (a fire-starting, flashlight-wielding, multi-tool-waving punch!). Because even zombies deserve a good light show.
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Fanny Pack Your Problems Away (with a WWE Championship Belt!)
Body slam boredom with the WWE Championship Belt Fanny Pack! Carry your stuff like a champ – because even superheroes need somewhere to stash their snacks. Prepare for the ultimate accessory face-off! Get yours before they’re all elbow-dropped!
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Bandana-monium: Survive (and Look Fab Doing It!)
Lost in the wilderness? Don’t panic! This bandana’s not just a fashion statement; it’s a survival guide, shelter, signal flag, and surprisingly comfy arm sling, all rolled into one stylish triangle. Because looking good while surviving is key.
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Ninja Grill: 7 Ways to BBQ Your Way to Awesome (or Ninja-Level Deliciousness!)
Unleash your inner pyromaniac (safely!) with the Ninja Woodfire Grill! Seven cooking styles? Consider it a culinary seven-course meal…of pure delicious FIRE. Grill, smoke, roast – conquer your cravings, one charred masterpiece at a time!
$369.99Original price was: $369.99.$273.99Current price is: $273.99. Buy at Amazon.com -
Couch Potato? More Like Couch Commando!
Couch potato? Level up! “A Dude’s Guide to the Couch” reveals 70 AMAZING things you can do on your sofa (beyond Netflix). Prepare for unparalleled lounging enlightenment. Warning: May cause extreme couch-lock.
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Drill, Baby, Drill! (The Bit Set That’ll Make You Hole-y Cow!)
Is your handyman’s toolbox looking a little… *underwhelming*? 300 drill bits. In a CASE. Prepare for the most epic drill-bit-related birthday/anniversary/Tuesday ever. He’ll be drilling holes in happiness! (We’re not responsible for any sudden bursts of DIY enthusiasm.)
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Potty Training? Pee-lease! (This Game’s a Blast!)
PeeBall: Potty training? More like *potty* fun! This skeeball-style game turns bathroom breaks into a high-scoring adventure. Aim for the target, score big, and say goodbye to accidents (mostly!). Prepare for tiny-human-sized celebrations!
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Dude, Where’s My Diet? (And This Amazing Product!)
Tired of kale smoothies and sad salads? The Dude Diet throws healthy eating a hilarious curveball! 125 recipes so delicious, you’ll forget you’re actually being virtuous. Prepare for a taste bud awakening (and maybe a slight existential crisis about how good healthy food can be).
$28.99Original price was: $28.99.$12.96Current price is: $12.96. Buy at Amazon.com