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Beard Straightener? More Like Beard-tastic Straightener!
$20.99 Buy at Amazon.comBehold, the Arkham Beard Straightener! Tame your magnificent mane with ion technology and MCH magic. Kiss those scraggly beard hairs goodbye and unleash your inner Viking (or dapper gentleman, your choice!). Prepare for glorious, straight-up beard perfection.
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Back to the Future… of Manuals! (DeLorean Edition)
Original price was: $29.99.$15.31Current price is: $15.31. Buy at Amazon.comHold onto your flux capacitors! This isn’t your grandpappy’s owner’s manual. Journey through time (and awesome schematics!) with the DeLorean Time Machine Owners’ Manual. Hoverboards? Check. Time Trains? Double check. Prepare for temporal awesomeness!
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Flip Off Traffic? Wave Hello? This Car Signal Does BOTH!
Original price was: $49.99.$29.99Current price is: $29.99. Buy at Amazon.comTired of polite driving? This middle finger car signal lets you wave goodbye to patience (legally, of course!). Flash your feelings with dazzling lights and a handy remote – because sometimes, a subtle nod just won’t cut it. Beep beep!
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Spin Your Wheels (and Your Muscles!): The Axle Workout
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Snap! Crackle! Knife! (This Folding Friend’s Got Moves)
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Frozen Food? Defrosted in a Flash! (Seriously!)
Original price was: $29.99.$21.99Current price is: $21.99. Buy at Amazon.comFrozen food got you down? Say goodbye to icy poultry prisons! This tray thaws your meat faster than a speeding bullet (okay, maybe not *that* fast, but pretty darn quick!). Dinner’s ready, and your patience is, too.
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Kyle’s Officially a Verb. (Shirt Included)
$18.99 Buy at Amazon.comDeclare your allegiance to the glorious, mysterious world of “Doing Kyle Things” with this bold tee! Five colors, maximum Kyle-ness. Prepare for bewildered stares and newfound admirers. (Probably.) What are Kyle things, anyway? Find out.
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X-ACTO-ly What You Need (and Maybe Some Things You Don’t)
Original price was: $30.25.$24.99Current price is: $24.99. Buy at Amazon.comDad’s gonna LOVE this! Forget socks, give him the X-Acto knife set – precision cutting power, unleashed! Three blades, swappable heads, and a swanky wooden case. Prepare for perfectly crafted…everything. (Don’t ask what *everything* is. It’s a surprise!)
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Cord-less Chaos? Nope, Just Wrap-tastic Extensions!
$24.95 Buy at Amazon.comTired of death-defying plunges to unplug stuff? Our Gooseneck Extension Cord is your new best friend. It bends, it wraps, it’s basically a power-cord octopus. Finally, convenient electricity without the Cirque du Soleil routine!
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Bison Bites? Deer Dang! It’s Wild Game Jerky!
$51.99 Buy at Amazon.comTired of boring beef jerky? Embrace your inner carnivore with Wild Game Jerky! Elk? Ostrich? We’ve got it all, so prepare for a flavour safari that’ll leave your taste buds roaring for more. Warning: May spontaneously induce wild animal impressions.
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Suitcase? Duffel? It’s a Wardrobe on Wheels! (Whoa.)
Original price was: $55.00.$46.99Current price is: $46.99. Buy at Amazon.comSuit stressed? This bag’s got your back (and your blazer!). It magically transforms from wrinkle-busting garment guardian to a spacious duffel – because even superheroes need to pack snacks. Off-the-rack chic? More like off-the-hanger *amazing*.
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Protein Powerhouse on a Keychain? Oh Yeah!
$24.99 Buy at Amazon.comProtein powder on the go? Forget that bulky jar! This keychain-sized protein funnel & mini jar is your new gym buddy. Pack your gains, not the baggage. It’s so tiny, it’s practically a protein pixie! Get yoked, not choked by your gym bag.
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Pocket-Sized Apocalypse: The Keychain Knife That’s *Actually* Sharp
$28.99 Buy at Amazon.comTired of wrestling with stubborn packaging? This keychain knife is your tiny, mighty side-kick! Razor-sharp enough for envelopes, strong enough for boxes (probably not for ninjas, though). Seriously, it’s got a keyring. Adventure awaits (in neatly opened packages)!
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Kryptonite-Proof Rings? (Yes, Really!)
$44.99 Buy at Amazon.comEmbrace your inner hero with these superhero silicone rings! Flash, Batman, Superman—choose your power and rock these wildly colorful, comfy rings 24/7. Because saving the world (or just looking awesome) is a full-time job.
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Rucksack? More Like *Rock-Your-Stuff-Sack*!
Original price was: $75.00.$70.55Current price is: $70.55. Buy at Amazon.comAdventure awaits! This leather rucksack isn’t just a bag; it’s a portal to epic journeys (or a really stylish trip to the grocery store). Handcrafted by elves… probably. Seriously though, it’s gorgeous. Pack your whimsy, and go!
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Beer So Good, It’s Sonic-ly Awesome!
Original price was: $7.49.$6.46Current price is: $6.46. Buy at Amazon.comBehold! The head-liner of all beer accessories. This ultrasonic beer aerator conjures Instagram-worthy foam, proving that sometimes, a little head *is* everything. Prepare for perfectly poured pints and seriously impressive froth. Cheers to that!
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Recipe Fails? Not On My Watch! (Cookbook)
Original price was: $16.00.$12.60Current price is: $12.60. Buy at Amazon.comCooking disasters got you down? Fear no more! With Unf*ckupable, even *you* can whip up a delicious meal. Fifty ridiculously simple recipes so foolproof, they practically cook themselves. Prepare for culinary enlightenment (and maybe some minor miracles).
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Breathe Fire… Literally. (Dragon Skull Incense Burner)
$31.99 Buy at Amazon.comFear the fiery breath of fresh-smelling awesomeness! Our Dragon Skull Incense Burner breathes fragrant magic, not fire (mostly). Keep your house smelling divine, your guests mildly terrified, and your reputation delightfully wicked. It’s dragon-approved!
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Wrench Your World: The Grip That’s Got It!
$28.99 Buy at Amazon.comSay “Sayanora!” to your overflowing wrench drawer! This grip wrench is like a tiny, super-powered octopus – it magically molds to ANY nut, bolt, or pipe (1/2″ to 3/4″). Prepare for wrench-induced euphoria! (Seriously, it’s that good.)
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Drive-Thru Desk? Yeah, We’ve Got That.
Buy at Amazon.comTransform your car from “blah” to “brainstorm central!” with the AutoExec. Suddenly, traffic jams become productive power hours. Who needs a commute when you’ve got a mobile office that actually *fits* in your car? Prepare for seriously impressive (and slightly terrifying) levels of productivity.