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Acrylic-ally Obsessed? This Makeup Organizer’s a Must!
Original price was: $49.99.$46.99Current price is: $46.99. Buy at Amazon.comIs your makeup a chaotic masterpiece? Not anymore! These three sassy acrylic organizers are here to rescue your beauty stash. Arrange them however your heart (and perfectly placed highlighter) desires. Organization? It’s gonna be *lit*.
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Preggatini: Cocktails? (Yes, *and* you’re pregnant!)
Original price was: $17.95.$9.85Current price is: $9.85. Buy at Amazon.comPreggatini: Because “mocktail hour” doesn’t have to be a *mock*-up of your pre-baby fun! 75 ridiculously delicious recipes to keep your social life (and your taste buds) buzzing. Bottoms up, mama-to-be!
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Shower Steamers? More Like *Steam-tastic* Aromatherapy!
CHECK IT OUTEscape the daily grind (and the shower’s monotony!) with these aromatherapy steamers. Six heavenly scents – peppermint, watermelon, even lavender – will turn your rinse into a spa-day escape. Prepare for blissful, worry-free nakedness. (Okay, maybe just blissful.)
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Himalayan Salt Lamp? More Like, *HIMALAYAN HOT* Lamp!
$29.99 Buy at Amazon.comFake fire? Real chill. This Himalayan salt bowl lamp isn’t just a light, it’s a miniature, hand-carved sun worshipping your living room. Six inches of pure, glowing, slightly salty awesomeness. Because who needs actual flames when you’ve got this?
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Belly Bands: The Jill & Joey Edition (Prepare for Baby Bump Bliss!)
$14.99 Buy at Amazon.comIs your favorite mommy-to-be carrying more than just a baby? Give her the Jill & Joey Maternity Belt – it’s like a superhero cape for her belly! Provides amazing back support, so she can enjoy her pregnancy (and maybe even bend over without groaning).
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Sole Mates: Your Feet’s New Best Friend (and Massager)
$189.99 Buy at Amazon.comTired feet plotting a mutiny? Give them a royal pardon with our Personal Foot Massager! This ain’t your grandma’s foot rub – it’s heated shiatsu bliss. Prepare for tiny-toe tranquility; your feet will thank you (in tiny, happy sighs).
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Face-Off! (Your Face Will Thank You)
$103.00 Buy at Amazon.comLook younger without the scary surgeon stuff! This facial fitness gizmo (yes, it looks funny) blasts away saggy face bits in just a minute a day. Think of it as a workout for your kisser – minus the sweat and questionable gym selfies.
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Face Off! (With Zombies…and Amazing Skin)
$19.10 Buy at Amazon.comBecome a terrifyingly beautiful zombie… then reveal your youthful glow! These 8-in-1 face masks fight wrinkles while you channel your inner undead. It’s skincare so shocking, it’s brilliant. (Don’t worry, the transformation is temporary!)
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Night Vision? More Like Night *Wow*sion!
Original price was: $34.00.$26.10Current price is: $26.10. Buy at Amazon.comConquer the night! These aren’t your grandma’s night-driving glasses (unless your grandma’s a super cool spy). Stylish, durable, and glare-busting, they’ll make those late-night cruises safer and way more awesome. Prepare for compliments (and maybe some alien encounters).
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Feejays: Sweatpants That Found Their Feet (And They’re Ready to Party!)
Buy at Amazon.comGoodbye, cold feet! Hello, Freejays! These aren’t your grandma’s sweatpants (unless your grandma’s a total boss). Slip into ultimate coziness – feet included – and conquer the chill like a fluffy, warm champion. Prepare for unparalleled snuggle-sessions.
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Blooming Tea? More Like BOOMING Tea!
$19.95 Buy at Amazon.comDitch the sad tea bags! Behold, the Blooming Tea Flower! Twelve wondrous varieties explode into breathtaking underwater gardens in your teapot. Prepare for tea-time transcendence (and seriously Instagrammable moments).
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Get Your Face on (and Baked!) with This Tanning Chair
$94.99 Buy at Amazon.comTired of patchy tans and sandy faces? Our Face Down Tanning Chair lets you achieve a perfectly even backside bronze while losing yourself in a good book. Say goodbye to uneven tans and hello to blissful, bronzed bliss! (Sand not included).
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Grow Your Own Romeo (No, Seriously)
CHECK IT OUTTired of dating apps? Grow your own boyfriend! This isn’t magic, it’s science (sort of). Just add water and watch your tiny hunk blossom into a six-times-bigger, incredibly handsome… *thing*. (No guarantees on personality.)
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Steam Powered Bliss: Your Shower’s New Best Friend (Seriously!)
Original price was: $29.97.$24.99Current price is: $24.99. Buy at Amazon.comEscape the everyday with our Relief Shower Steamers! These aren’t your grandma’s bath bombs (unless your grandma’s a zen master). Eucalyptus bliss awaits – imagine a spa day, but way less terrycloth robes. Prepare for shower nirvana.
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Magnetize Your Face: The Mask That’s Out of This World!
$29.04 Buy at Amazon.comDefy gravity (and wrinkles!) with our Magnetic Mask Kit! This ain’t your grandma’s mud mask – it uses magnets to *magically* lift away gunk. Prepare for a complexion so radiant, it’ll make vampires jealous. Get your glow on!
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Flower Power…Punches Back! (Kubotan Keychain)
$16.95 Buy at Amazon.comRoses are red, violets are blue, this keychain’s a weapon, and surprisingly cute too! Secretly stylish self-defense? Yes, please! A floral kubaton keychain? Don’t be a victim; be prepared (and pretty).
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Uncork Chaos: The Metal Chain Wine Stand That’s *Actually* Cool
Buy at Amazon.comDefy gravity (and your guests’ expectations) with this mind-bending wine rack! Chains? Wine bottles? *Confused squinting*. It’s a stylish storage solution that’s as perplexing as it is practical. Prepare for bewildered compliments!
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Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow (Brush)?
$19.95 Buy at Amazon.comTired of wrestling with hair-clogged brushes? This isn’t your grandma’s hairbrush! One squeeze of these magic buttons and *poof*—clean bristles, happy you. Say goodbye to disgusting clumps and hello to surprisingly satisfying brush-cleaning action!
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Shred Some Ice, Dude: Guitar Ice Cubes!
$13.99 Buy at Amazon.comUnleash your inner rockstar (or at least, your inner ice-cold beverage enthusiast!) with these totally rad guitar ice cube molds. Freeze some tunes, chill your drinks, and impress your friends. Because who needs a real guitar when you have *ice guitar*?
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Poultrygeist: 50 Shades of Clucking Good!
Original price was: $19.99.$9.50Current price is: $9.50. Buy at Amazon.comForget Fifty Shades of Grey, darling. Miss Chicken’s culinary escapades are far spicier! This cookbook is a recipe for laughter, lust, and seriously delicious food. Prepare for a whirlwind of risqué recipes and unforgettable poultry-based passion. Get yours before they’re all clucked up!