outrageous yet practical gifts for women
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Did Someone Say “Chinese Surprise Bouncing Explosion Festival”? Yes, We Did.
$16.19 Buy at Amazon.comPrepare for delightful chaos with the Chinese Surprise Bouncing Explosion Festival! It’s the gift that screams “I love you, and also I enjoy mild anarchy.” Guaranteed to bounce into your heart (or just your ceiling fan). Get yours before they spontaneously combust!
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Ring in the New Year With Bags So Weird, They’re Actually Awesome
Buy at Amazon.comRing in the new year with these Happy New Year Gift Bags! So ridiculously festive, they’ll make even the grumpiest Scrooge crack a smile (or at least, a confused frown). Stuff ’em with joy, regrets, or tiny taxidermied squirrels – the possibilities are endless! Grab yours before they vanish into 2024!
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Kindergarten Graduation? More Like BANIC-ing About How Fast They Grew!
Check at Amazon.comIs your kid graduating from preschool? Celebrate their monumental achievement with… a BANIC? Yeah, we don’t know either. But it’s ridiculously fun, undeniably weird, and guaranteed to make Grandma question your parenting choices. Buy one (or twelve).
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Yahenda? Is That a Ninja Clan or a Seriously Awesome Festival Gift?
$11.99 Buy at Amazon.comWarning: May spontaneously induce fits of giggles. The Yahenda Chinese Festival Presents Neighbor isn’t just a gift; it’s a performance art piece disguised as a…thing. Intrigue your friends (or confuse your enemies). Dare to click!
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Ring in the New Year… With a Bang! (And Maybe Some Slightly Questionable Party Hats)
Check at Amazon.comWarning: May spontaneously induce fits of giggles. The Big Dot Happiness New Years is NOT for the faint of heart (or those lacking a sense of humor). Prepare for confetti chaos and questionable decisions. Embrace the ridiculous!
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Holy Coworker Gift-mas! (For Women Who Deserve a Seriously Weird Present)
$16.99 Buy at Amazon.comIs your coworker’s birthday a snooze-fest? Fear not! This “Women Unique Holiday Birthday Christmas Coworker Happy” gift (yes, really) is so bizarrely wonderful, it’ll make even *Grinch* crack a smile. Prepare for bewildered joy! (And maybe a promotion? We’re not promising anything.)
https://www.amazon.com/Women-Unique-Holiday-Birthday-Christmas-Coworker-Happy/dp/B0CHV8FPHN