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Feejays: Sweatpants That Found Their Feet (And They’re Ready to Party!)
Buy at Amazon.comGoodbye, cold feet! Hello, Freejays! These aren’t your grandma’s sweatpants (unless your grandma’s a total boss). Slip into ultimate coziness – feet included – and conquer the chill like a fluffy, warm champion. Prepare for unparalleled snuggle-sessions.
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Blooming Tea? More Like BOOMING Tea!
$19.95 Buy at Amazon.comDitch the sad tea bags! Behold, the Blooming Tea Flower! Twelve wondrous varieties explode into breathtaking underwater gardens in your teapot. Prepare for tea-time transcendence (and seriously Instagrammable moments).
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Get Your Face on (and Baked!) with This Tanning Chair
$94.99 Buy at Amazon.comTired of patchy tans and sandy faces? Our Face Down Tanning Chair lets you achieve a perfectly even backside bronze while losing yourself in a good book. Say goodbye to uneven tans and hello to blissful, bronzed bliss! (Sand not included).
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Grow Your Own Romeo (No, Seriously)
CHECK IT OUTTired of dating apps? Grow your own boyfriend! This isn’t magic, it’s science (sort of). Just add water and watch your tiny hunk blossom into a six-times-bigger, incredibly handsome… *thing*. (No guarantees on personality.)
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Steam Powered Bliss: Your Shower’s New Best Friend (Seriously!)
Original price was: $29.97.$24.99Current price is: $24.99. Buy at Amazon.comEscape the everyday with our Relief Shower Steamers! These aren’t your grandma’s bath bombs (unless your grandma’s a zen master). Eucalyptus bliss awaits – imagine a spa day, but way less terrycloth robes. Prepare for shower nirvana.
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Magnetize Your Face: The Mask That’s Out of This World!
$29.04 Buy at Amazon.comDefy gravity (and wrinkles!) with our Magnetic Mask Kit! This ain’t your grandma’s mud mask – it uses magnets to *magically* lift away gunk. Prepare for a complexion so radiant, it’ll make vampires jealous. Get your glow on!
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Flower Power…Punches Back! (Kubotan Keychain)
$16.95 Buy at Amazon.comRoses are red, violets are blue, this keychain’s a weapon, and surprisingly cute too! Secretly stylish self-defense? Yes, please! A floral kubaton keychain? Don’t be a victim; be prepared (and pretty).
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Uncork Chaos: The Metal Chain Wine Stand That’s *Actually* Cool
Buy at Amazon.comDefy gravity (and your guests’ expectations) with this mind-bending wine rack! Chains? Wine bottles? *Confused squinting*. It’s a stylish storage solution that’s as perplexing as it is practical. Prepare for bewildered compliments!
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Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow (Brush)?
$19.95 Buy at Amazon.comTired of wrestling with hair-clogged brushes? This isn’t your grandma’s hairbrush! One squeeze of these magic buttons and *poof*—clean bristles, happy you. Say goodbye to disgusting clumps and hello to surprisingly satisfying brush-cleaning action!
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Shred Some Ice, Dude: Guitar Ice Cubes!
$13.99 Buy at Amazon.comUnleash your inner rockstar (or at least, your inner ice-cold beverage enthusiast!) with these totally rad guitar ice cube molds. Freeze some tunes, chill your drinks, and impress your friends. Because who needs a real guitar when you have *ice guitar*?
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Poultrygeist: 50 Shades of Clucking Good!
Original price was: $19.99.$9.50Current price is: $9.50. Buy at Amazon.comForget Fifty Shades of Grey, darling. Miss Chicken’s culinary escapades are far spicier! This cookbook is a recipe for laughter, lust, and seriously delicious food. Prepare for a whirlwind of risqué recipes and unforgettable poultry-based passion. Get yours before they’re all clucked up!
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Holy Hormones, Batman! Your PMS Survival Kit
$9.99 Buy at Amazon.comAunt Flo’s arrival? No problem! Our PMS Survival Kit is like a hug in a box (minus the awkward hug). Biodegradable everything, plus a whole lotta comfort. Because even goddesses deserve a little pampering during their monthly visit from the crimson tide.
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Face-Plant Your Way to a Perfect Tan!
$95.89 Buy at Amazon.comSun’s out, buns out (evenly, of course)! Our Face Down Tanning Chair lets you achieve a perfect backside bronze while losing yourself in a good book. Say goodbye to sandy faces and hello to a gorgeously golden you. Because who needs a tan line when you can have a tan *everything*?
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Brain Freeze: Am I Overthinking THIS?!
Original price was: $14.95.$9.10Current price is: $9.10. Buy at Amazon.comIs your brain a tangled ball of yarn? Then “Am I Overthinking This?” is your new best friend! This colorful book tackles life’s biggest questions with wit and whimsy. Perfect for coffee table contemplation (or avoiding actual work). Click now, you know you want to.
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Gummy Vitamins? Yeah, We’re *That* Adult.
Original price was: $13.99.$11.96Current price is: $11.96. Buy at Amazon.comAdulting is hard. These aren’t your grandma’s vitamins (unless your grandma’s awesome). Poppable, fruity, and packed with goodness these gummies rescue your health from questionable choices. Because sometimes, a tiny gummy bear is all the self-care you need.
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Mini-Me’s Cruisin’ in My Ride!
$4.99 Buy at Amazon.comTired of polite “Baby On Board” signs? Announce your precious cargo with the unapologetically hilarious “Baby Up In This Bitch” car decal! Prepare for side-eye, laughter, and maybe even a few honks of approval. Warning: May cause uncontrollable giggling.
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Tangle-Free Your Life (and Your Hair!)
$15.93 Buy at Amazon.comGot cash? Hide it in plain sight! This innocent-looking hairbrush is secretly a Fort Knox for your folding money. Thirty bills? No problem! Perfect for travel, or just fooling your kids. Brush your hair AND your worries away!
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Cloud Nine Slippers? More Like Cloud *NINE!* Slides!
Buy at Amazon.comWalk on clouds (literally!) with Cushionair Pillow Cloud Slides. These aren’t your grandma’s slippers – unless your grandma is a fluffy, waterproof, ridiculously comfortable cloud-person. Available in a rainbow of joy! Prepare for blissful foot-falls.
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Mom’s “Okayest” Mug: It’s Officially Not the Worst!
$14.99 Buy at Amazon.comLet’s be honest, you’re not *terrible* at momming. This mug celebrates your “World’s Okayest Mom” status – a title earned through questionable parenting choices and a healthy dose of “whatever.” It’s the perfect vessel for your lukewarm coffee and slightly judgemental sighs.
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Double Hydration: It’s a Water Bottle…with a SECRET!
Buy at Amazon.comSkip the fanny pack, embrace the pouch! Our Kangaroo Water Bottle holds your hydration AND your essentials. It’s like having a tiny, thirsty marsupial friend who loves carrying your cash. Choose your favorite color and hop to it!