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Down Under Glow-Up: The Vajacial Hydrogel Mask
Original price was: $49.00.$39.20Current price is: $39.20. Buy at Amazon.comPost-waxing woes? Say buh-bye to bikini-area irritation with our Hydrogel Vajacial Mask! Aloe vera and green tea whisper sweet nothings to your skin while you chill for 10-20 minutes. It’s like a mini-spa day, down there. Treat yo’ self!
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Spin Your Way to True North (With Tape!)
Original price was: $36.27.$22.64Current price is: $22.64. Buy at Amazon.comCircles? Arcs? Parallel lines? Yeah, the Rotape does THAT. This isn’t your grandma’s tape measure (unless your grandma’s a mad genius). Six-foot circles? Consider it drawn. Prepare for perfectly plotted pandemonium!
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Snooze You Say? This Alarm Clock’s Got Moves!
$35.99 Buy at Amazon.comDitch the snooze button! This runaway alarm clock will *literally* escape your grasp, forcing you from the clutches of slumber. Prepare for a thrilling morning chase – it’s the only way to start your day! (We’re not responsible for broken toes.)
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Stud Finder? Nah, It’s a Phone-tastic Wall Whisperer!
$199.95 Buy at Amazon.comWorried about hitting a wire? This stud finder uses breast cancer-detecting tech (don’t worry, it’s *just* for walls!). See pipes, wires, even termites—before they see *you*. Renovations just got a whole lot less… shocking.
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Backpack So Good, It’s Leather-ally Amazing!
Original price was: $75.00.$70.55Current price is: $70.55. Buy at Amazon.comAdventure awaits! This leather rucksack isn’t just a bag, it’s a portal to epic journeys (or really stylish grocery runs). Handcrafted by elves…probably. Seriously though, it’s gorgeous, durable, and ready to carry your worldly possessions (or just your kombucha).
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Shock the World (One Pocket at a Time)
$58.98 Buy at Amazon.comIntroducing the Pocket-Sized Cattle Prod: Because sometimes, “please don’t rob me” needs a little extra…oomph. Rain or shine, this tiny terror packs a surprisingly big shock. Self-defense has never been so…electrifying!
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Behold! The Stick That’s… *Ahem*… Remarkable.
$19.95 Buy at Amazon.comTired of Tinder disappointments? The Dick Pic Stick adds *three whole inches* to your profile pic (not your… you know). Nine inches of pure photographic deception. It’s a confidence booster, a conversation starter, and possibly the most ingenious lie ever told. Swipe right!
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Toasty Toes? Microwaveable Foot Fetish (Almost!)
$33.99 Buy at Amazon.comFreeze your stress away (or microwave it into oblivion!) with these magical heated/frozen booties! Tootsie-warming, pain-relieving, and surprisingly versatile, they’re the only footwear you’ll *need* this winter (unless you’re expecting a blizzard of cheese).
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Spot On: This Leopard Suit’s Purrfect!
$99.99 Buy at Amazon.comRoar into the night (or afternoon tea!) in this leopard-print power suit. 100% polyester perfection for those who believe “too much leopard” is never a thing. Prepare for compliments – and maybe a few terrified stares. Purrfectly wild.
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Bat’leth This! (Multi-Tool, Klingon-Approved)
$22.99 Buy at Amazon.comQapla’! Prepare to boldly go where no keychain has gone before! This Klingon Bat’leth multi-tool isn’t just for show; it’s got six tools to conquer everyday Klingon (and human) challenges. Prepare for…convenience?
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Mirror, Mirror, on the Jewelry… Obsession?
Original price was: $149.99.$129.99Current price is: $129.99. Buy at Amazon.comMirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the tidiest of them all? You are! This 43-inch beauty isn’t just a pretty face – it’s a jewelry-hoarding, space-saving ninja with 48 necklace hooks and enough shelves for a small kingdom’s bling. Prepare for organized chaos (the good kind!).
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Grin & Bear It: DIY Teeth Whitening So Good, It’s Criminal!
$39.99 Buy at Amazon.comUnleash your inner megawatt! This DIY teeth whitening kit delivers a Hollywood smile without the Hollywood price tag. Ten dazzling treatments await – get ready to flash those pearly whites (and maybe confuse vampires). Prepare for compliments!
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Sea Salt, Silver Lining, & Surf’s Up: Your Next Adventure Awaits!
$36.23 Buy at Amazon.comHang ten and chow down! Salt & Silver: Travel, Surf, Cook takes you on a delicious, wave-riding adventure through Central & South America. Think sun-drenched beaches, epic swells, and food so good it’ll make you wanna hang ten…again. ¡Buen provecho!
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Silence the Butts: Personalized Fart-Extinguishing Candles
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Hot Ones: Dare to Dab (or Fess Up!)
$11.11 Buy at Amazon.comTruth or Dab? This ain’t your grandma’s game night. Prepare for spicy confessions and even spicier sauce. Friendships will be tested (and possibly destroyed… by laughter, mostly). Warning: May spontaneously combust with awkward truths and fiery flavor.
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Fugitive Fun: Your Guide to (Almost) Becoming a Federal Criminal
Original price was: $26.00.$12.10Current price is: $12.10. Buy at Amazon.comTired of *basic* crime? Spice up your villainous repertoire with “How to Become a Federal Criminal”! Packed with bizarre offenses, it’s the only guide that guarantees you’ll stand out from the felonious crowd. (Disclaimer: We don’t condone actual crime, obviously.)
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Shake Your Tail Feathers (and Your Keys): Diamondback Keychain!
$74.99 Buy at Amazon.comLose your keys? Not anymore! This isn’t your grandma’s keychain. A REAL rattlesnake head (don’t worry, it’s ethically sourced and *definitely* won’t bite). Prepare for compliments and slightly terrified stares. Guaranteed conversation starter. (Unless you’re a snake charmer.)
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Party Animals: Your Passport to Epic Adventures (and Maybe a Hangover)
Original price was: $19.99.$10.67Current price is: $10.67. Buy at Amazon.comSobriety? Hard pass. The Ultimate Party Travel Guide is your passport to global gloriousness! 100+ destinations guaranteed to leave you wonderfully, hilariously, spectacularly…inebriated. Let the good times (and the blurry memories) roll!
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Hand Jobs? This Party Game’s a-MAZE-ing!
$10.00 Buy at Amazon.comTired of the same old board games? Hand Jobs will spice things up (in a totally PG way!). This fast-paced card game is all about skillful hand movements…and maybe a little friendly competition. Get ready for some seriously hilarious hand-to-hand combat!
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This Pen’s Not for Note-Taking… (Unless Your Notes are REALLY Annoying)
$14.32 Buy at Amazon.comThis isn’t your grandpappy’s ballpoint! Our Tactical Self-Defense Pen is here to save the day (and your notes). Waterproof ink? Check. Glass breaker? Check. Handcuff key and DNA-collecting self-defense tool? Triple check! Prepare for anything…except maybe running out of ink.