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Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow (and Never Clogging Your Drain Again!)
Buy at Amazon.comSay goodbye to shower drain horrors! These disposable hair traps are like tiny, heroic ninjas, silently battling the revolting swamp monster of wet hair. No more gross clogs, just happy, flowing water. (And less screaming.)
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Color Outside the Lines (Backwards!)
Original price was: $14.99.$13.08Current price is: $13.08. Buy at Amazon.comTired of coloring *inside* the lines? The Reverse Adult Coloring Book flips the script! We give you the rainbow, you build the masterpiece. Unleash your inner Picasso (or slightly deranged toddler). Prepare for a seriously creative chaos.
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Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow (Thanks to This Tiny Trap!)
$12.95 Buy at Amazon.comSay goodbye to shower drain horrors! This isn’t your grandma’s drain catcher (unless your grandma was a supervillain with a penchant for perfectly clean pipes). Snag this hair-trapping marvel and reclaim your sanity (and your plumbing). It’s like a tiny, heroic garbage disposal for your hair!
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Wake Up to the Rumble!
$84.99 Buy at Amazon.comDitch the jarring beep! This ain’t your grandma’s alarm clock. The Alarm Clock Vibrator delivers a *pleasurable* wake-up call, nestled comfortably where the sun don’t shine. Morning just got a whole lot more… interesting.
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Erase Your Makeup? More Like *Magic* Your Face!
Original price was: $20.00.$17.00Current price is: $17.00. Buy at Amazon.comKiss makeup wipes goodbye! This magical Makeup Eraser uses only water to vanish even the most stubborn mascara. One side’s a makeup-munching marvel, the other’s an exfoliating fairy godmother. Prepare for ridiculously clean skin – and a seriously smug smile.
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Cage Your Dreams (On This Pillowcase!)
$4.55 Buy at Amazon.comTired of lonely nights? Snuggle up with Nic Cage—the pillowcase, not the man (unless…?). Half-naked, Con-Air-era Nic will soothe your anxieties with his smoldering gaze. It’s less Face/Off, more Face-to-Face-with-Awesome. Sleep soundly. (We’re not responsible for dreams.)
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Shower Power: This Handheld Massager Will Make You Squirm (with Delight!)
Original price was: $24.99.$22.49Current price is: $22.49. Buy at Amazon.comDitch the shower blues! This ain’t your grandma’s shower head. Four glorious inches of chrome-plated massage bliss await. Five settings? Yeah, we went there. Prepare for the most invigorating (and possibly slightly strange) shower of your life.
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Double the Sweat, Double the Fun: A Sauna for Two!
Buy at Amazon.comDouble the relaxation, double the fun! This two-person steam sauna isn’t just for sharing the heat; it’s for sharing *whispers* the giggles. Leg openings? Because romance (and maybe a little steamy escape) needs a little extra room. Prepare for couple’s sauna shenanigans!
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Wine Not? Stemless Glasses That *Actually* Breathe!
$50.00 Buy at Amazon.comWine too boring? Pfft, please! Our Aerating Fountain Wine Glasses unleash a flavour explosion! Imagine: your wine, doing a dramatic fountain show *and* tasting amazing. Top-shelf liquor? Even better. Prepare for oohs and aahs (and maybe a tiny bit of wine splatter).
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Brain Burst! (Idea Cards That’ll Make Your Noggin Explode)
$34.99 Buy at Amazon.comStuck in a rut? These aren’t your grandma’s flashcards! Each card unleashes a brain-bending, perspective-shifting challenge. Prepare for epiphanies (and maybe a few giggles). Think outside the box… we dare you!
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Plop! Your Morning Brew Just Got a Whole Lot Weirder.
Original price was: $24.99.$15.99Current price is: $15.99. Buy at Amazon.comBehold! The Toilet Bowl Coffee Mug. Yes, REALLY. It’s classy, it’s quirky, it’s surprisingly versatile (cereal, anyone?). Perfect for coffee connoisseurs… with questionable taste. Don’t flush this gift opportunity away!
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Bag-tastic! (It’s a Handbag… Raincoat?)
Buy at Amazon.comFear not, fashionistas! Sudden showers are no match for your precious designer handbag. This chic, translucent raincoat keeps your purse pristine, even during a monsoon. Because a soggy handbag is a sad handbag. Stay dry, stay fabulous!
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Double the Sweat, Double the Fun: His & Hers Portable Sauna?
Buy at Amazon.comDouble the relaxation, double the romance! This portable steam sauna isn’t just for two; it’s for *two who are very close*. Imagine: shared steam, shared giggles, shared…legroom? Get yours before your significant other does!
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Mimosa-geddon: The Glass That Never Empties (Almost)
$20.35 Buy at Amazon.comEmbrace your inner brunch queen (or king!) with the Bottomless Mimosa Glass. Eight servings? Please. This isn’t a glass, it’s a declaration of independence from refills. Pro tip: don’t actually fill it to the brim. (Unless…)
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Poultrygasm: 50 Shades of Chicken (Cookbook)
Original price was: $19.99.$9.65Current price is: $9.65. Buy at Amazon.comForget Fifty Shades of Grey, darling. Miss Chicken’s culinary escapades will leave you blushing (and ravenous!). This cookbook is a saucy, sizzling adventure – prepare for unexpected twists and turns, and maybe a little extra spice in your life. Get yours before it’s all clucked up!
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Flower Power…and a Little Self-Defense? This Keychain’s Blooming Awesome!
$16.95 Buy at Amazon.comDangerously delightful! This floral kubotan keychain is your new best friend (and secret weapon). Pretty on the outside, brutally effective on the inside. Because sometimes, a cute purse needs a little… *oomph*. Prepare for compliments and maybe a few surprised attackers.
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History’s Naughty Ladies: They Were *Really* Bad!
Original price was: $22.95.$13.29Current price is: $13.29. Buy at Amazon.comForget boring history lessons! “Bad Girls Throughout History” proves that being a little naughty changed the WORLD. Cleopatra, Billie Holiday… these ladies weren’t messing around. Prepare for a seriously sassy education. Click now, before they write *you* into *their* history!
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Your Butt Will Thank You: Exfoliating Masks That Actually Work (Whoa!)
$40.00 Buy at Amazon.comGive your gluteus maximus the royal treatment! These vegan butt masks fight gravity (and bumps!) with plant-powered magic. Prepare for a behind so smooth, it’ll make a baby’s bottom jealous. Because even your booty deserves a spa day.
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Unleash Your Toes’ Inner Olympian: The Toe-tally Awesome Stretcher!
$36.95 Buy at Amazon.comTired of your toes plotting a mutiny against your arches? Give those overworked piggies a spa day with our Toe Stretcher! It’s like yoga, but for your feet. Say goodbye to bunions and hello to happy, flexible toes. (Don’t worry, they won’t stage a coup.)
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Branch Out: The Jewelry Tree That’s Totally Not Creepy
Buy at Amazon.comTired of tangled necklaces and lonely earrings? Our Jewelry Bonsai solves it all! This isn’t your grandma’s jewelry dish – it’s a miniature metallic forest where your bling can branch out and truly shine. Prepare for jewelry-induced awe!