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Bloom Babes: Your Monthly Bouquet of Awesome!
$169.97 Buy at Amazon.comTired of your home looking like a beige wasteland? Our Flowers of the Month club rescues you from floral boredom! Expect bouquets so vibrant, they’ll make your grandma do the cha-cha. (Vase life included – because we’re nice like that.)
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Wine Not Wear Socks? (They’re Boozy!)
$8.99 Buy at Amazon.comTired of saying “I need wine”? Let your socks do the talking! These “Bring Me Some Wine” socks are the perfect gift for the lazy wine lover who appreciates comfy feet and even comfier sips. Prepare for wine-induced happiness (and toasty toes!).
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Beats Droppin’ Buds: Hear the Hype!
Original price was: $149.95.$99.95Current price is: $99.95. Buy at Amazon.comUnleash your inner audiophile (or just someone who likes good tunes)! Beats Studio Buds: 8 hours of pure auditory bliss, noise-canceling so good it’ll silence your inner critic, and sweatproof – because dancing is mandatory. Prepare for sonic nirvana.
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Necklace? Nope. It’s a *Vibe* Check.
$69.00 Buy at Amazon.comShhh… it’s a necklace! A *very* discreet necklace. This little clam-shaped jolter is the ultimate in “in plain sight” pleasure. Prepare for unexpected thrills – because who suspects a necklace? (Don’t tell your grandma.)
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Wine Not? Bath-Time Booze Holder!
$15.95 Buy at Amazon.comSoak up the suds AND the Pinot! This bathtub wine glass holder is the ultimate relaxation accessory. Forget rubber duckies, your new best friend is a suction cup and a perfectly chilled beverage. Because adulting is hard, bath time shouldn’t be.
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Blooming Brilliant: Your Monthly Flower Fix!
$169.97 Buy at Amazon.comTired of the same old boring blooms? Our Flowers of the Month Club delivers a bouquet-load of happy straight to your door! Think vibrant colors, delightful scents, and enough petals to make even a grumpy gnome smile. Subscribe now – your vase is begging for it!
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Wine Not? (Bath Tub Edition)
$15.95 Buy at Amazon.comSoak up the suds AND the Pinot! This bathtub wine glass holder is the ultimate relaxation accessory. Suction cups? Check. Stemware & cans? Double check. Stress? Gone. (Wine not included, sadly.)
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Scratch Your Travel Itch: World Domination (One Map at a Time)
Buy at Amazon.comConquer the world… one scratch at a time! This scratch-off map isn’t just for globetrotters; it’s for anyone who dreams in technicolor geography. Reveal your adventures (or plan your next escape) with satisfyingly scratchy glee!
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Unleash Your Inner Zen (and Ditch the Tension!): Miracle Trigger Tension Reliever
$25.99 Buy at Amazon.comZap pain goodbye with this pocket-sized miracle worker! Tiny crystals, big relief – no needles, just blissful calm. Think of it as a tiny, sparkly Jedi mind trick for your aching muscles. Oh, and it fits in your purse. Seriously.
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Dive In! This Kindle’s Waterproof (and Book-tastic!)
Buy at Amazon.comDive into literary bliss, poolside, without the soggy book blues! The Oasis waterproof Kindle? It’s like a mermaid’s digital diary – sleek, long-lasting, and big enough for epic underwater adventures (of the reading kind, obviously). Weeks of battery? Consider it your new aquatic BFF.
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Mocktails for Two? (Don’t Worry, We’re Not Pregnant!)
Original price was: $19.95.$16.96Current price is: $16.96. Buy at Amazon.comSobriety? So last century! With “Drinking for Two,” ditch the hangover, not the fun. Over 45 plant-powered mocktails so delicious, you’ll forget all about that sneaky tequila. Raise a glass (of something *amazingly* healthy!) to a brighter, boozeless future!
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Wine Not? This Glass Is Next Level!
$19.99 Buy at Amazon.comTired of refills? This ain’t your grandma’s wine glass! One glorious gulp, or an entire bottle – the choice is yours (and ours isn’t to judge!). Perfect for wine lovers who appreciate…quantity. Warning: May induce spontaneous happy dances.
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Face Freeze: Roll into a Cooler You!
$18.99 Buy at Amazon.comWrinkles got you feeling down? Ice your face with this magical roller and watch them disappear (almost!). Shrinks pores, banishes fatigue, and maybe even stops that pesky headache. It’s like a spa day, but way cooler (literally!).
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Breathe In, Zen Out: This Buddha’s Got a Secret (and It’s Breathtaking!)
$22.95 Buy at Amazon.comEmbrace your inner Zen warrior (or sloth, we don’t judge) with the Breathing Buddha! This little light show whispers calm to your soul. Forget counting sheep – let glowing serenity guide your breath to blissful nothingness. Namaste, and happy napping!
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Bubble Trouble? Nope, Just K-Beauty Bliss!
$9.80 Buy at Amazon.comPrepare for lift-off! This Korean fluffy bubble mask isn’t your grandma’s face mask. It transforms into a grey alien foam that eats dead skin cells. Boom! Radiant, youthful skin. Trust us, it’s out of this world (and totally freaky).
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Mindfulness? More Like Mind-blowing! (Meditation That Doesn’t Suck)
Original price was: $16.00.$9.28Current price is: $9.28. Buy at Amazon.comFeeling overwhelmed? Screw zen, grab this book! “F*ck That: An Honest Meditation” isn’t your grandma’s mindfulness guide. It’s a hilarious, swear-word-infused journey to inner peace. Prepare for giggles and enlightenment (in that order).
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Snap Happy! Polaroid Now+ i-Type: Instant Awesome!
$119.99 Buy at Amazon.comUnleash your inner Ansel Adams (or at least your inner slightly-more-artistic-self)! This Polaroid Now+ isn’t your grandma’s instant camera – it’s got tricks up its lens, like tripod mode and fancy filters. Prepare for pics so good, they’ll make your Instagram followers weep with envy (or maybe just drool).
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The Gift of Zilch: (It’s More Interesting Than It Sounds!)
$9.95 Buy at Amazon.comThe perfect gift for the person who has everything…or nothing! This elegantly empty box declares “This box contains nothing. Exactly what you wanted!” Finally, a present that’s both deeply thoughtful and hilariously unhelpful. They’ll love it (maybe).
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Mani-cure Your Mess: The Wearable Polish Palace!
$9.99 Buy at Amazon.comSay goodbye to shaky hands and hello to perfectly polished nails! This giant silicone ring hugs your polish bottle like a BFF, letting you paint your claws in peace. No more spills, just flawless fingertips and maybe a little smug satisfaction. 💅
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Mimosa-geddon: Your New Best Friend (and Worst Enemy?)
$20.35 Buy at Amazon.comDitch the tiny juice glass, darling! This “My Personal Bottomless Mimosa” glass holds EIGHT servings. (Don’t judge us, brunch is a marathon, not a sprint.) Pro tip: refills are encouraged. Extremely encouraged.