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Sleep Tight, Don’t Fight: The Contouring Sleep Mask That’s Actually Cute
$9.99 Buy at Amazon.comEscape reality (or just your noisy roommate) with our dreamy sleep mask! So soft, it’ll whisper sweet nothings to your eyelids. Prepare for naps so blissful, you’ll forget what sunlight even *is*. Shhh… sleep is calling.
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Unleash Your Inner Picasso (Without the Existential Crisis)
Original price was: $19.99.$11.34Current price is: $11.34. Buy at Amazon.comUnleash your inner Picasso (or at least your inner peace)! This isn’t your grandma’s coloring book. 75 art therapy exercises to tackle life’s quirks, one surprisingly therapeutic masterpiece at a time. Warning: May spontaneously create joy.
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Wax On, Wick Off: The Coiled Candle Conspiracy!
$33.53 Buy at Amazon.comForget fire hazards! These coiled wax wonders burn for a mind-blowing 144 hours, then *poof*—self-extinguish! They’re like tiny, magical fire-breathing dragons…but way safer. Light up your life (without burning it down!).
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Mom! My Book’s About YOU (And It’s Hilariously Awkward)
Original price was: $15.95.$11.16Current price is: $11.16. Buy at Amazon.comMom’s birthday? Skip the flowers, ditch the chocolates. Give her a book… *about her*! Fill its pages with hilarious memories and heartfelt truths using our prompts. Prepare for happy tears (and maybe some embarrassing revelations!). It’s the most unique ‘I love you’ ever.
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Solo Your Ears: Pro-Level Headphone Bliss (or Bust!)
Buy at Amazon.comEscape reality (or your noisy roommate) with Beats Solo Pro headphones! Active noise cancellation? Check. Rich, balanced sound? Double-check. Prepare for auditory nirvana – where the only thing louder than the music is your awesome taste in headphones.
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Mom’s the Word (and This Journal’s Got the Fill-Ins!)
Original price was: $9.95.$8.15Current price is: $8.15. Buy at Amazon.comMom’s the best, but expressing it can be tough. This fill-in-the-blank journal makes it ridiculously easy (and heartwarming!). Prepare for a Mother’s Day so cheesy, it’ll bring tears of joy (and maybe a little laughter). Skip the flowers, go straight for the feels!
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Sleep? Nah. This Mask’s Got Other Plans.
$14.99 Buy at Amazon.comSweet dreams are made of this…and a bold message. Our “Fuck Off” sleep mask isn’t just comfy 100% silk; it’s a personal force field against early-morning interruptions. Sleep soundly, knowing your boundaries are embroidered in luxurious comfort.
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Candy Bra: Sweet Cheeks & Sticky Situations
$14.99 Buy at Amazon.comSkip the foreplay, go straight for the… *ahem* *afterplay*? This edible candy bra is one-size-fits-most (and most definitely fits *all* the fun). Sweeten things up (literally!) with this surprisingly delicious surprise. Prepare for a sugar rush… and maybe something else. 😉
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Wagon This Way: The All-Terrain Stroller That’ll Conquer ANY Terrain (Even Your Kid’s Tantrums!)
Original price was: $399.99.$299.00Current price is: $299.00. Buy at Amazon.comConquer the wilderness (or just the park) with this all-terrain stroller wagon! Two kids? Check. Chunky tires for epic adventures? Double check. Sun’s out? Don’t worry, we’ve got you (and your little explorers) covered. Prepare for off-road family fun!
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Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow (and Never Clogging Your Drain Again!)
Buy at Amazon.comSay goodbye to shower drain horrors! These disposable hair traps are like tiny, heroic ninjas, silently battling the revolting swamp monster of wet hair. No more gross clogs, just happy, flowing water. (And less screaming.)
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Color Outside the Lines (Backwards!)
Original price was: $14.99.$13.08Current price is: $13.08. Buy at Amazon.comTired of coloring *inside* the lines? The Reverse Adult Coloring Book flips the script! We give you the rainbow, you build the masterpiece. Unleash your inner Picasso (or slightly deranged toddler). Prepare for a seriously creative chaos.
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Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow (Thanks to This Tiny Trap!)
$12.95 Buy at Amazon.comSay goodbye to shower drain horrors! This isn’t your grandma’s drain catcher (unless your grandma was a supervillain with a penchant for perfectly clean pipes). Snag this hair-trapping marvel and reclaim your sanity (and your plumbing). It’s like a tiny, heroic garbage disposal for your hair!
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Wake Up to the Rumble!
$84.99 Buy at Amazon.comDitch the jarring beep! This ain’t your grandma’s alarm clock. The Alarm Clock Vibrator delivers a *pleasurable* wake-up call, nestled comfortably where the sun don’t shine. Morning just got a whole lot more… interesting.
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Erase Your Makeup? More Like *Magic* Your Face!
Original price was: $20.00.$17.00Current price is: $17.00. Buy at Amazon.comKiss makeup wipes goodbye! This magical Makeup Eraser uses only water to vanish even the most stubborn mascara. One side’s a makeup-munching marvel, the other’s an exfoliating fairy godmother. Prepare for ridiculously clean skin – and a seriously smug smile.
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Cage Your Dreams (On This Pillowcase!)
$4.55 Buy at Amazon.comTired of lonely nights? Snuggle up with Nic Cage—the pillowcase, not the man (unless…?). Half-naked, Con-Air-era Nic will soothe your anxieties with his smoldering gaze. It’s less Face/Off, more Face-to-Face-with-Awesome. Sleep soundly. (We’re not responsible for dreams.)
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Shower Power: This Handheld Massager Will Make You Squirm (with Delight!)
Original price was: $24.99.$22.49Current price is: $22.49. Buy at Amazon.comDitch the shower blues! This ain’t your grandma’s shower head. Four glorious inches of chrome-plated massage bliss await. Five settings? Yeah, we went there. Prepare for the most invigorating (and possibly slightly strange) shower of your life.
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Double the Sweat, Double the Fun: A Sauna for Two!
Buy at Amazon.comDouble the relaxation, double the fun! This two-person steam sauna isn’t just for sharing the heat; it’s for sharing *whispers* the giggles. Leg openings? Because romance (and maybe a little steamy escape) needs a little extra room. Prepare for couple’s sauna shenanigans!
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Wine Not? Stemless Glasses That *Actually* Breathe!
$50.00 Buy at Amazon.comWine too boring? Pfft, please! Our Aerating Fountain Wine Glasses unleash a flavour explosion! Imagine: your wine, doing a dramatic fountain show *and* tasting amazing. Top-shelf liquor? Even better. Prepare for oohs and aahs (and maybe a tiny bit of wine splatter).
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Brain Burst! (Idea Cards That’ll Make Your Noggin Explode)
$34.99 Buy at Amazon.comStuck in a rut? These aren’t your grandma’s flashcards! Each card unleashes a brain-bending, perspective-shifting challenge. Prepare for epiphanies (and maybe a few giggles). Think outside the box… we dare you!
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Plop! Your Morning Brew Just Got a Whole Lot Weirder.
Original price was: $24.99.$15.99Current price is: $15.99. Buy at Amazon.comBehold! The Toilet Bowl Coffee Mug. Yes, REALLY. It’s classy, it’s quirky, it’s surprisingly versatile (cereal, anyone?). Perfect for coffee connoisseurs… with questionable taste. Don’t flush this gift opportunity away!