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Poultrygeist: 50 Shades of Clucking Good!
Original price was: $19.99.$9.50Current price is: $9.50. Buy at Amazon.comForget Fifty Shades of Grey, darling. Miss Chicken’s culinary escapades are far spicier! This cookbook is a recipe for laughter, lust, and seriously delicious food. Prepare for a whirlwind of risqué recipes and unforgettable poultry-based passion. Get yours before they’re all clucked up!
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Holy Hormones, Batman! Your PMS Survival Kit
$9.99 Buy at Amazon.comAunt Flo’s arrival? No problem! Our PMS Survival Kit is like a hug in a box (minus the awkward hug). Biodegradable everything, plus a whole lotta comfort. Because even goddesses deserve a little pampering during their monthly visit from the crimson tide.
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Face-Plant Your Way to a Perfect Tan!
$94.99 Buy at Amazon.comSun’s out, buns out (evenly, of course)! Our Face Down Tanning Chair lets you achieve a perfect backside bronze while losing yourself in a good book. Say goodbye to sandy faces and hello to a gorgeously golden you. Because who needs a tan line when you can have a tan *everything*?
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Brain Freeze: Am I Overthinking THIS?!
Original price was: $14.95.$9.10Current price is: $9.10. Buy at Amazon.comIs your brain a tangled ball of yarn? Then “Am I Overthinking This?” is your new best friend! This colorful book tackles life’s biggest questions with wit and whimsy. Perfect for coffee table contemplation (or avoiding actual work). Click now, you know you want to.
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Gummy Vitamins? Yeah, We’re *That* Adult.
Original price was: $13.99.$11.96Current price is: $11.96. Buy at Amazon.comAdulting is hard. These aren’t your grandma’s vitamins (unless your grandma’s awesome). Poppable, fruity, and packed with goodness these gummies rescue your health from questionable choices. Because sometimes, a tiny gummy bear is all the self-care you need.
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Mini-Me’s Cruisin’ in My Ride!
$4.99 Buy at Amazon.comTired of polite “Baby On Board” signs? Announce your precious cargo with the unapologetically hilarious “Baby Up In This Bitch” car decal! Prepare for side-eye, laughter, and maybe even a few honks of approval. Warning: May cause uncontrollable giggling.
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Tangle-Free Your Life (and Your Hair!)
$15.93 Buy at Amazon.comGot cash? Hide it in plain sight! This innocent-looking hairbrush is secretly a Fort Knox for your folding money. Thirty bills? No problem! Perfect for travel, or just fooling your kids. Brush your hair AND your worries away!
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Cloud Nine Slippers? More Like Cloud *NINE!* Slides!
Buy at Amazon.comWalk on clouds (literally!) with Cushionair Pillow Cloud Slides. These aren’t your grandma’s slippers – unless your grandma is a fluffy, waterproof, ridiculously comfortable cloud-person. Available in a rainbow of joy! Prepare for blissful foot-falls.
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Mom’s “Okayest” Mug: It’s Officially Not the Worst!
$14.99 Buy at Amazon.comLet’s be honest, you’re not *terrible* at momming. This mug celebrates your “World’s Okayest Mom” status – a title earned through questionable parenting choices and a healthy dose of “whatever.” It’s the perfect vessel for your lukewarm coffee and slightly judgemental sighs.
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Double Hydration: It’s a Water Bottle…with a SECRET!
Buy at Amazon.comSkip the fanny pack, embrace the pouch! Our Kangaroo Water Bottle holds your hydration AND your essentials. It’s like having a tiny, thirsty marsupial friend who loves carrying your cash. Choose your favorite color and hop to it!
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Pucker Up… and ZAP!
$27.25 Buy at Amazon.comPucker up, buttercup! This lipstick packs a shocking surprise. Three million volts of “kiss” goodbye to any unwanted advances. It’s the ultimate power pout – discreet, deadly, and delightfully unexpected. Because sometimes, a little lip service is all it takes.
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100 Ways to Not Become Bear Food (Survival Skills, Obviously)
Original price was: $22.00.$11.39Current price is: $11.39. Buy at Amazon.comBears. Blizzards. Boredom. Conquer them ALL with 100 Deadly Skills! This isn’t your grandma’s knitting circle – it’s survival school, packed into a surprisingly delightful book. Escape the mundane (and maybe a few grizzly encounters). Prepare to be delightfully deadly.
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Holy Style, Batman! The Fashion Bible’s Back (and It’s *Fierce*)
Original price was: $49.99.$38.64Current price is: $38.64. Buy at Amazon.comDitch the runway, grab Fashionpedia! This isn’t your grandma’s fashion book – it’s a visual encyclopedia of fabulousness. Decode designer jargon, unravel fashion history’s secrets, and become a style savant. Prepare for a seriously chic knowledge explosion!
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Freeze-Dried Frappe Frenzy: Iced Coffee in 0.2 Seconds!
$22.48 Buy at Amazon.comIs your day too busy for iced coffee? Nonsense! This hyper-speed iced coffee maker chills your java 130 degrees in ONE MINUTE. No dilution, just pure, instant iced coffee bliss. Prepare for caffeine-fueled shenanigans!
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Wine Not Lock It Up? (A Bottle’s Best Friend)
$24.99 Buy at Amazon.comIs your wine collection under siege by thirsty ne’er-do-wells? Fear not! Our Combination Wine Bottle Lock, a stainless steel fortress of boozy bliss, keeps your precious vintages safe. Enter the code, unlock the nectar of the gods. Because some things are worth protecting (with a four-digit code).
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Spin Cycle: Axle-erating Your Fitness!
Original price was: $115.99.$69.00Current price is: $69.00. Buy at Amazon.comTired of boring workouts? Roll into fitness with the Axle! This portable powerhouse lets you load up to 130 lbs of pure, glorious resistance. Prepare for a full-body workout that’s less gym, more giggle-fest. Get rolling!
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Pillow Talk? Nah, Pillow *Perfect*!
Original price was: $79.99.$71.83Current price is: $71.83. Buy at Amazon.comToo hot? Too cold? Say goodbye to tossing and turning! Our Perfect Temperature Pillow uses magic (aka science) beads to keep you in the Goldilocks zone of slumber. It’s so comfy, you might actually *like* Mondays.
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Bicep Builders: Strap In for Gains!
Original price was: $29.98.$19.99Current price is: $19.99. Buy at Amazon.comSuddenly, that antique armoire isn’t so intimidating! Our Forearm Lifting Straps are your secret weapon against oversized furniture. Say goodbye to strained muscles and hello to effortlessly moving mountains (of stuff). Because adulting shouldn’t hurt *this* much.
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Bun in the Oven? This Cookbook’s Got the Recipe!
Original price was: $24.99.$16.98Current price is: $16.98. Buy at Amazon.comPregnancy cravings got your wife acting wilder than a caffeinated squirrel? Tame the beast (and maybe the mood swings!) with this cookbook. Inside: recipes so bizarrely delicious, they’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about food. (And maybe childbirth.)
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Double the Bubbles, Double the Trouble (Bath Edition!)
Buy at Amazon.comTrade your humdrum tub for a five-star spa escape! Our Dual Jet Bath Spa transforms your ordinary bathroom into a bubbling haven of bliss. Prepare for whirlpool wonders – adjustable jets and all! Warning: May cause extreme relaxation.