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Neigh Sayers Gonna Hate: This Horse Romance Novel
Original price was: $12.99.$6.62Current price is: $6.62. Buy at Amazon.comPrepare for a literary rollercoaster! This romance novel promises a whirlwind of hilarious gags and pranks…that have absolutely NOTHING to do with the cover. Think of it as a surprise party for your funny bone. Expect the unexpected (and maybe some horses?).
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Sip, Swirl, & *Whoosh!* (Wine Straw That’s Actually Magic)
$12.95 Buy at Amazon.comAdulting is hard. Wine stains? Harder. This magical straw aerates your vino *and* protects your pearly whites. Sip sophisticatedly, smile brilliantly. Because adulting deserves a little less grape-induced panic. Cheers!
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Unbox Your Zen: The TheraBox Adventure Awaits!
CHECK IT OUTEscape the everyday with TheraBox! This ain’t your grandma’s bath bomb (unless your grandma’s a total rockstar). Organic bliss, delivered. Prepare for ridiculously soft skin and a seriously zen moment. Treat yo’ self!
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Wax On, Wax Off… and Smell Amazing!
$31.38 Buy at Amazon.comForget fire hazards! These coiled wax wonders burn for a mind-blowing 144 hours, THEN THEY SELF-EXTINGUISH! Imagine: candlelight, without the “Oh crap, did I leave that burning?!” drama. Pure, unadulterated, worry-free glow.
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Face Masks So Good, They’ll Make You *Glow* Up!
Buy at Amazon.comTired of looking like a wilted radish? These face masks aren’t your grandma’s cucumber slices (unless your grandma’s a magical skincare sorceress!). Get your glow on with all-natural ingredients that’ll have you beaming brighter than a disco ball. Prepare for compliments – and maybe some mild envy.
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Badass Book? Prepare to Be Book-Stunned!
Original price was: $17.00.$7.47Current price is: $7.47. Buy at Amazon.comDitch the self-doubt, grab your sass, and unleash your inner badass! Jen Sincero’s “You Are A Badass” isn’t just a book; it’s a superpower unlocker. Prepare for a life upgrade so epic, even your grandma will be jealous. Order now, and conquer your to-do list (and maybe the world).
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Wine Glass? More Like Wine *Hovercraft*!
Buy at Amazon.comSeas the day (and the rosé)! This self-standing, floating wine glass is your new beach BFF. Forget spills, embrace the sun-drenched, slightly tipsy bliss. Patented wobble-proof technology? Yeah, we’ve got that too. Cheers!
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Bun in the Oven? Get Baking (and Eating!) with This!
Original price was: $24.99.$16.98Current price is: $16.98. Buy at Amazon.comPregnancy cravings got you down? Fear not! This cookbook unleashes a culinary kraken of weird & wonderful recipes guaranteed to tame even the pickiest pregnant palate. Prepare for pickle pizza and midnight mango mayhem!
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Shhh… Sleep Spray So Good, It’s Criminal.
$33.00 Buy at Amazon.comKiss restless nights goodbye! Our Deep Sleep Pillow Spray isn’t just a spray, it’s a portal to dreamland. A few spritzes, and *poof*—you’re drifting off to a land of fluffy sheep and cheese dreams (we don’t judge). Sweet dreams are made of this!
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Faceplant Paradise: The Lounger That Loves You Back (Maybe)
CHECK IT OUTTired of neck cramps from beach reads? The Ergo Lounger lets you sunbathe AND read…face down! Yes, really. Foldable, portable bliss. Prepare for the most comfortable faceplant of your life. (Don’t worry, we’ve tested it extensively.)
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Donut Kill My Vibe (But Keep My Donut Warm)
Buy at Amazon.comDonut kill your coffee’s warmth! This mug’s got a built-in plate for your pastry, ensuring a perfectly synced breakfast of caffeinated bliss and sugary delight. It’s the ultimate power couple: coffee AND donut, together at last!
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Necklace? Bath Bomb? OMG, It’s a *Neck-lace* Bomb!
$15.95 Buy at Amazon.comUnwrap bath time bliss with our Hidden Necklace Bath Bomb! It’s a fizzy, fragrant surprise party for your pores…with a sparkly secret waiting inside. Prepare for a soak so good, you’ll want to wear the treasure afterwards!
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Step Into the Glow: Slippers That Shine Brighter Than Your Future!
Buy at Amazon.comFear the dark? Not anymore! These magical slippers illuminate your midnight bathroom trips, turning floor-based booby traps into glowing pathways. Just slip them on – weight-activated awesomeness! No more stubbed toes, only happy feet.
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Slanket: Because Adulting is Hard Enough Without a Sleeved Fortress
CHECK IT OUTSnuggie, but make it *luxurious*. The Slanket: same comfy, hand-free brilliance, but built to survive a nuclear laundry cycle. Say goodbye to shedding and hello to seriously superior snuggling. Prepare for cozy nirvana.
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Donut Kill My Vibe (Keeps Coffee & Donuts Warm!)
$18.67 Buy at Amazon.comDonut kill your coffee’s warmth! This mug’s got a built-in pastry perch, keeping your donut toasty and your java piping hot. It’s the breakfast of champions… or at least, very happy sleepyheads. Get yours before they’re all glazed over!
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Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow (Thanks to This Shower Drain Ninja!)
$12.95 Buy at Amazon.comTired of wrestling with hair-infested drains? This ain’t your grandma’s drain stopper! Our Bathtub Hair Catcher is a tiny, heroic monster-slayer, vanquishing wet hair nightmares one shower at a time. Embrace the drain-free life!
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Pillow Talk? Nah, Pillow *Dream*!
Buy at Amazon.comTired of tossing and turning? These aren’t your grandma’s pillows (unless your grandma’s a sleep-whisperer!). Aromatherapy memory foam? Yes, please! Drift off to chamomile dreams or a peppermint paradise. Sweet dreams are made of *this*.
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Wine Not? Stemless & Aerated, Baby!
$50.00 Buy at Amazon.comWine too boring? Pfft, please. Our Aerating Fountain Wine Glasses unleash a flavor explosion! Imagine: your wine, performing a delightful oxygen-infused fountain show. Top-shelf liquor? Even *better*. Prepare for happy hour, upgraded.
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Headbangin’ Clean: The Scalp Massage That’ll Make Your Hair Sing!
CHECK IT OUTGive your scalp a crown, not just a scrub! This royal hair massager is like a tiny, silicone-bristled king pampering your head. Soft, secure grip, and zero chance of a shampoo-related coup d’état. Your head will thank you. (Probably.)
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Brush Off Your Troubles (with Booze!)
$14.99 Buy at Amazon.comBad hair day? Good hair day! This isn’t your grandma’s hairbrush. It’s a 6oz flask disguised as one! Silky smooth hair AND a surprisingly smooth whiskey? Genius. Shhh…don’t tell your hairdresser (or your liver).