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Checkmate…Times Three! (This Chess is WILD)
$49.95 Buy at Amazon.comThree-player chess? Prepare for epic betrayals and unlikely alliances! It’s chess, but with twice the treachery and triple the fun. Think you can conquer two opponents at once? Think again. Prepare for checkmate…or maybe a check-and-mate!
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Hold the Throne: A Sign That’s Seriously Poop-tastic!
$8.99 Buy at Amazon.comSilence the world (and those pesky knockers) with our “Pooping: Please Come Back Later” sign! Hang it, conquer your throne, and emerge victorious. Because even royalty needs a little privacy. (And maybe some TP.)
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Grill Cleaning Robot: Because You’re Too Cool for a Bristle Brush
$144.95 Buy at Amazon.comTired of scrubbing grill grates? Meet your new best friend: a tiny, motor-powered grill-cleaning robot! This pint-sized powerhouse scrubs with the fury of a thousand tiny brushes, leaving your grill sparkling and you free to enjoy the party. Because who has time for elbow grease?
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Touchdown! Your Jersey’s New Best Friend (It’s Insulated!)
$12.95 Buy at Amazon.comTouchdown for frosty brews! This mini football jersey beer cozy keeps your beer colder than a kicker’s heart. Show your team spirit (and your love of ice-cold beverages) with this ridiculously cute game-day essential. Don’t get caught slacking—get yours now!
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Ferrari-ous LEGO Technic: Build Your Own Prancing Horse!
$244.99 Buy at Amazon.comBeep beep! This isn’t your grandpappy’s Ferrari. 1,677 LEGO Technic pieces later, you’ll own a 19-inch long, ridiculously detailed, buildable dream machine. Warning: May spontaneously combust with awesomeness. (Not literally…probably.)
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Pocket Chainsaw: Mini Mayhem in Your Pocket!
CHECK IT OUTEscape the mundane (and maybe a bear or two!) with our Pocket Chainsaw! This isn’t your grandpappy’s rusty blade – stainless steel teeth and lightweight portability mean survival is just a slice away. Adventure awaits! (Disclaimer: We don’t guarantee survival against actual bears.)
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Lost Your Wallet? Air-Card’s Got Your Back (and Your Bitcoin!)
$23.99 Buy at Amazon.comIs your wallet playing hide-and-seek again? Not anymore! The Aircard Wallet Tracker uses its super-powered beeping skills to make your wallet magically reappear. It’s like a tiny, helpful, wallet-locating fairy (but way less sparkly). Bye-bye lost wallets!
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Fill ‘Er Up… With Tequila!
Original price was: $40.00.$31.99Current price is: $31.99. Buy at Amazon.comVroom vroom! Fuel your thirst (responsibly, of course!) with this retro gas pump liquor dispenser. It’s the perfect blend of nostalgia and intoxication. Warning: May cause spontaneous car-themed singalongs.
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Happy Nuts? Powder Up Your Pants!
$19.95 Buy at Amazon.comSwamp crotch got you down? Don’t despair! Happy Nuts Comfort Powder is your knight in shining armor (or, you know, your happy, dry nether regions). Banish the itch, the chafe, the general swampiness. Embrace the happy. (Seriously, it’s amazing.)
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Silence the Butts: Introducing Fart Neutralizing Pads!
$12.99 Buy at Amazon.comSilent but deadly? Not anymore! Our Fart Neutralizing Pads use secret ninja-level charcoal to vanish embarrassing odors before they even escape. Discreet, effective, and surprisingly satisfying. Kiss those awkward moments goodbye!
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Tanto This! GIANT Cold Steel Knife
CHECK IT OUTThis ain’t your grandma’s butter knife! The Cold Steel GI Tanto is seven inches of pure, dependable slicing power. Camping? Hunting? Opening that *really* stubborn pickle jar? This bad boy handles it all. Prepare to be amazed (and maybe slightly terrified).
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Goatee Goals: Achieve Peak Facial Fuzz Perfection (with a Template!)
$24.99 Buy at Amazon.comBehold, the Goatee Shaving Template! Tired of goatee disasters? This ain’t your grandpappy’s beard trimmer. Achieve majestic goatee greatness, bathroom-based. Prepare for perfectly sculpted chin fluff. (No goats were harmed in the making of this product… probably.)
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Robot Apocalypse? Nah, Just Gutter Cleaning.
CHECK IT OUTTired of gutter grime giving you the heebie-jeebies? The iRobot Looj is your new best friend (don’t tell your actual friends). This tiny robot tackles the dirty work, leaving you free for more important things…like napping. Remote control included (because robots need supervision, obviously).
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Brand Your Beef: Personalized BBQ Branding Iron!
CHECK IT OUTDeclare your culinary dominance! This personalized BBQ branding iron lets you sear your signature (literally!) onto every burger, steak, or surprisingly, pineapple. Because who needs a signature when you can have a *sizzling* signature? Get yours before it’s all… charred.
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Foam Fury: Unleash the Car Wash Cannon!
$49.99 Buy at Amazon.comForget boring car washes! Unleash the fury of a thousand fluffy bunnies (okay, maybe just a lot of foam) with our Foam Cannon Car Wash Blaster. It’s like a spa day for your car, but way less expensive than actual therapy. Get ready for the cleanest, shiniest ride on the block!
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Stogie in a Globe? Mind. Blown.
CHECK IT OUTKeep your stogie AND your drink in hand! This cigar-holding glass is the sophisticated solution for the multi-tasking smoker. Finally, hydration doesn’t require a perilous cigar-laying-down ceremony. Pure genius (and a great conversation starter!).
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Stick Your Face on EVERYTHING! (Personalized Stickers)
CHECK IT OUTTired of boring mugs and toasters? Slap your gorgeous face all over everything! These personalized face stickers are microwave & dishwasher safe – yes, REALLY. Prepare for a world where *everything* screams “It’s me!” (in high-quality matte vinyl, naturally).
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Snap Happy: Polaroid Now+ i-Type — Instant Awesome!
$119.99 Buy at Amazon.comInstant photos? *Instantly* awesome. The Polaroid Now+ isn’t just a camera; it’s a portal to creativity unleashed! Tripod mode? Check. Five lens filters? Double check. Prepare for picture-perfect pandemonium. Click now, regret nothing.
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Cabin Fever? Cure It With This Book (Porn-tastic Views Included!)
Original price was: $37.50.$20.59Current price is: $20.59. Buy at Amazon.comEscape the chaos! This Cabin Porn book isn’t just a book, it’s a portal. One minute you’re battling emails, the next you’re nestled in a whimsical woodland cabin, sipping imaginary hot cocoa. Consider your inner zen achieved. (Side effect: may spontaneously crave a log cabin.)
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Is That a Planet… or My New Fire Pit?
CHECK IT OUTIs your backyard lacking a fiery apocalypse? These Earth-shaped fire pits, hand-cut from carbon steel and coated in fiery iron oxide, are the answer! Prepare for backyard bonfires that are seriously out of this world (literally).