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Tame That Mane (Your Beard, That Is!)
$20.99 Buy at Amazon.comTame that magnificent beard beast! This beard straightener’s three heat settings will banish frizz faster than a squirrel up a tree. Luxurious, hell-yes beard? Consider it done. Prepare for compliments—and maybe some bewildered stares. Because, seriously, who doesn’t love a perfectly straight beard?
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The Present of…Absolutely Nothing? (You’ll Want It)
$9.95 Buy at Amazon.comFor the person who wants…nothing. This exquisitely empty box delivers precisely that! A perfectly pointless present, guaranteed to elicit a chuckle (and maybe a thoughtful “huh?”). Contains precisely zero things. Exactly as requested.
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Roast ‘Em Right: The Ultimate Insult Arsenal
Original price was: $10.99.$9.33Current price is: $9.33. Buy at Amazon.comTired of mama jokes? Level up your insult game! This encyclopedia of epic burns covers everything from sports team smackdowns to…well, let’s just say your opponent won’t see it coming. Prepare for verbal warfare. (Don’t blame us if friendships are casualties.)
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Tee-Off Anywhere: The Golfing Potty Putter!
Original price was: $49.97.$39.99Current price is: $39.99. Buy at Amazon.comFore! Beat the clubhouse rush with this discreet, putting-green-perfect portable urinal golf club. Shhh… it’s our little secret. Never interrupt your game again. (Unless you’re aiming for a hole-in-one… of a different kind.)
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Deadpool: Statue-d Out of His Mind!
$74.95 Buy at Amazon.comWade Wilson’s got a new gig: being your desk’s most sarcastic decoration! This 6-inch Deadpool statue boasts magnetized boots (for maximum metal-surface mayhem). Prepare for chimichangas and witty banter…from your shelf.
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Moonshine & Mischief: Your Bootleg Bourbon Adventure!
$84.95 Buy at Amazon.comUncle Remus would be *so* proud. Ditch the shady back-alley deals and craft your own damn bourbon! This bootlegger’s kit has everything you need (except maybe a really good hiding spot). Time to make some history (and maybe some hangovers).
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Step Into Bliss (and Say Goodbye to Sore Feet!)
Original price was: $26.99.$24.29Current price is: $24.29. Buy at Amazon.comTired feet? Treat them to a mini-vacation! These aren’t your grandma’s slippers – these foot massage sandals are a tiny army of happy little nodes, ready to conquer aches and boost circulation. Prepare for blissful, pain-free steps!
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Yo, Mama’s Gonna Love This Coloring Book (It’s Gangsta Rap!)
$10.95 Buy at Amazon.comYo, teach those little rugrats some respect (and coloring skills!) with these gangsta rap coloring books. 48 pages of Biggie, Eazy-E, and more—because even hip-hop legends gotta stay within the lines *sometimes*. Warning: May inspire surprisingly insightful rhymes.
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Pee-fect Party Favors: Urinal Shot Glasses!
$17.02 Buy at Amazon.comSkip the fancy glassware! These urinal shot glasses are the *piss*-fect way to add a touch of bathroom humor to your next party. Because let’s face it, where else are those shots REALLY going? Serve up some laughs (and tequila).
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Man-Cave Must-Have: Taming the Beast (aka Your Clutter)
$114.99 Buy at Amazon.comIs your bedside table a black hole for essentials? Fear not! This valet box tames the chaos, corralling your keys, phone, and even that rogue spare change. Finally, a place for everything, and everything in its place (mostly). Order now, and conquer clutter!
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Knock, Knock… Who’s There? BALLS!
$37.28 Buy at Amazon.comKnock, knock! Who’s there? A whole lotta fun! These aren’t *your* average door knockers. Transform your man cave’s loo into a legend with these hilariously oversized PVC beauties. Easy-peasy adhesive install – maximum comedic effect. Get ’em before they’re gone!
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Beef Your Valentine’s Day: Jerky Love is in the Air!
$38.99 Buy at Amazon.comPrepare for a meat-tastic adventure! This ain’t your grandpappy’s jerky. We’re talking venison, ostrich, beef bars, and crispy chips – a carnivore’s cornucopia of crazy-deliciousness. Warning: May spontaneously induce happy meat sweats.
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Stuff You’ll *Actually* Know (and Maybe Regret Not Knowing Sooner)
Original price was: $27.99.$9.98Current price is: $9.98. Buy at Amazon.comBoredom got you down? Stuff You Should Know: the book! It’s like a podcast, but… you know… *in book form*. Expand your brain, one surprisingly fascinating fact at a time. Prepare for mind-blowing revelations (and maybe a sudden urge to learn how to knit).
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Hail Mary, Had a Catch! (Practice Football)
$34.00 Buy at Amazon.comTired of lonely spirals? This half-football magically boomerangs back, turning your wall into a personal quarterback academy. Perfect for building arm strength (and impressing squirrels). Get your spiral on!
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Beergasm: Slushie Edition (Whoa!)
$80.00 Buy at Amazon.comBeer slushies? Yes, please! This frosty contraption transforms your favorite brew into a boozy brain freeze. Prepare for a ridiculously refreshing experience. Warning: May cause spontaneous happy dances. Get yours before they’re all gone!
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Grass Sandals: Barefootin’ Ain’t Just a Feeling, It’s a Fashion Statement!
$27.95 Buy at Amazon.comTired of concrete jungles? These Grass Sandals bring the great outdoors (and surprisingly comfy treads!) straight to your feet. Feel the earth beneath you, one delightfully weird step at a time. Prepare for compliments (and maybe a few confused stares).
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Sole-Searching Secrets: Hidden Compartments in Your Shoes!
$24.99 Buy at Amazon.comSecret agent shoes, but make it fashion! These insoles are the ultimate disguise for your valuables. Hide your spare cash and keys – nobody suspects the comfy sole. Because sometimes, the best hiding spot is in plain sight (and surprisingly cushy!).
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Razor Ripsurf: Prepare for a Shaving Revolution (or Maybe Just a Really Smooth Ride)
$92.99 Buy at Amazon.comConcrete waves, calling your name! Ditch the ocean, grab the Razor Ripsurf, and transform your local skatepark into a gnarly, dry-land surf session. Hang ten (on land!), dude. Prepare for radical asphalt adventures!
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Unleash Your Inner Idea Ninja: Brainstorming Cards That’ll Blow Your Mind!
$34.99 Buy at Amazon.comStuck in a rut? These aren’t your grandma’s flash cards! Each card unleashes a bizarrely brilliant problem-solving technique. Prepare for mind-bending breakthroughs (and maybe a giggle or two). Think outside the box…and then throw the box away.
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Tactical Christmas Stockings: Operation Ho-Ho-Hold!
$13.99 Buy at Amazon.comSanta’s got a new ride! This tactical Christmas stocking is MOLLE-ready and even has a shotgun shell rack (for candy canes, of course!). Prepare for a VERY merry, VERY tactical Christmas. Ho-ho-hold on to your hats!