Paperweight? Nah, It’s a Marriage-Proof Time Capsule (That Also Holds Stuff)

Is your anniversary lacking that *je ne sais quoi*? Spice things up with this ridiculously elegant paperweight! Celebrate years of wedded bliss by weighing down papers…or your enemies’ hopes and dreams. It’s paper-thin on sentiment, but thick on weirdness. Buy it now, before it gets paper-cut. 👉 https://www.amazon.com/Anniversary-Marriage-Traditional-Paperweight-Keepsake/dp/B0BHSR92MP